I am a Furret
And I got Dexited from ScatVomit
ScatVomit

And the franchise is falling apart
Faster than I can fart
I can fart

The champion is turning twenty-one
He's moving on to alcoholism
And I miss when he was twelve

Well, I guess times have changed for the worse
Now it's the world's time to BURST!

Cubone can cry
Slaking's about to die
Pokemon Home ransomware clips the birds' wings
So they cannot fly

Chains on my feet
Nothing to eat for days
No Pokeblocks nor poffins in sight
Only nasty curry for the past light years

And the electric chair is waiting
My ideals are hidden in my death
Zekrom of Yahweh lets me take my last breath
And I'm not afraid to die
I walked on an escalator until the release
Of the dreaded broken diamond
Ever since our old champion grew out of Sinnoh with him
the franchise grew out of the battle frontier
Smashed Pearl no Renegade Platinum
And I'm not afraid to die

The chair shall be the gateway to the next world
It shall be the stairway up to heaven
The champion's nowhere to be found
Not in Hoenn nor perhaps Unova
Sinnoh's never getting better, Dexit and DLC have ruined the region
And I'm not afraid to die