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Would injecting 500mg testosterone ascend me?

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:30:22 No.55318452 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>55318472 >>55318491 >>55318526 >>55318948

I was 77kg in this pic, currently 82kg, plan on bulking to 90 on roids to stop looking like a gay rape victim.
I’m 23 in May and still a virgin. 184cm tall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:32:07 No.55318459 Report

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Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:35:14 No.55318472 Report

Quoted By: >>55318478

>>55318452
inject estrogen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:35:49 No.55318478 Report

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>>55318472
No, I already either have gyno or absolutely subhuman chest insertions/ chest fat storage genetics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:38:45 No.55318491 Report

Quoted By: >>55318494 >>55318498 >>55318713

>>55318452
What the hell is “ascending”?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:39:45 No.55318494 Report

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>>55318491
Being able to snap your twig onions-fueled neck with my bicep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:40:22 No.55318498 Report

Quoted By: >>55318521 >>55318534

>>55318491
Having sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:44:28 No.55318521 Report

Quoted By: >>55318529

>>55318498
Oh, ok. Why not just exercise for its own sake? Chicks want a guy with a good personality

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:45:38 No.55318526 Report

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>>55318452
omg i´m cumming anon, help me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:46:07 No.55318529 Report

Quoted By: >>55318543

>>55318521
I can't compete with normalniggers in terms of being NT so I have to look way better than them which is why i'm gymcelling.

Also obviously i'm training to intimidate normies too.
Looking like you can snap a normalnigger's neck is a major halo in social interactions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:46:54 No.55318534 Report

Quoted By: >>55318536

>>55318498
>Atheist life goals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:47:22 No.55318536 Report

Quoted By: >>55318539 >>55318542 >>55318554

>>55318534
I don't worship a dead kike on a stick, sorry!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:48:02 No.55318539 Report

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>>55318536
I don't either
But i hate atheists more than i hate the christcucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:48:39 No.55318542 Report

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>>55318536
oh shit we got a badass in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:48:53 No.55318543 Report

Quoted By: >>55318548

>>55318529
I think your issues are in your personality

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:49:54 No.55318548 Report

Quoted By: >>55318557 >>55318774

>>55318543
probably but like I said I can't compete with normalniggers in terms of being NT so I have to look like I can snap 70kg cuck normies' pencil necks in half with a few fingers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:50:42 No.55318554 Report

Quoted By: >>55318560

>>55318536
Sex is your ambition you have no place to mock others

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:51:28 No.55318557 Report

Quoted By: >>55318591

>>55318548
No, I mean you’re a lost cause

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:51:56 No.55318560 Report

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>>55318554
Yes, I obviously don't want to be a virgin incel chud?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:56:40 No.55318591 Report

Quoted By: >>55318599

>>55318557
nattycel cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:58:08 No.55318599 Report

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>>55318591
I don’t even know what this means. Anyway, Pokémon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 22:58:21 No.55318602 Report

Quoted By: >>55318628

TOO MUCH GODDAMN YABBERIN' IN THIS THREAD.

I WANNA SEE YOU SWEAT, YA WORTHLESS BAG OF MAGIKARP BONES! NO LESS THAN 225kg PROTEIN PER DAY - NO! PER HOUR - WHILE SPARRING MY BELOVED POLIWRATH UNDER THAT THERE WATERFALL.

STILL A VIRGIN? GWA-HA-HAH! MANKEY HERE'LL GLADLY HELP YA OUT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 23:01:40 No.55318628 Report

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>>55318602
SEX with CHUCK. I want his belly to jiggle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 23:13:37 No.55318713 Report

Quoted By: >>55318803

>>55318491
Same as evolving but for humans. He's going for the /fit/ evolution path

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 23:22:17 No.55318774 Report

Quoted By: >>55318803

>>55318548
No woman will ever want to lay a finger on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 23:27:15 No.55318803 Report

Quoted By: >>55318850 >>55318952

>>55318713
I want to become Machamp one day.
Do I mog Machop now at least?

>>55318774
I'm not KHHV, just a virgin excluding prostitutes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 23:37:19 No.55318850 Report

Quoted By: >>55318947

>>55318803
Sorry man but I think Machop could still disintegrate every bone in your body with one punch. Keep at it though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 23:55:21 No.55318947 Report

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>>55318850
it's fucking over

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 23:55:31 No.55318948 Report

Quoted By: >>55318984

>>55318452
Not bad, nice to see that not every guy on /vp/ is a tranny yet. Fwiw I'd lick the shit out of your nips + abs, and suck on that neck until you're a tooth-gritting, precum leaking mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 23:57:22 No.55318952 Report

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>>55318803
Machop is as strong as like 10 Larry wheels. Don’t be sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jan 2024 23:58:15 No.55318959 Report

Quoted By: >>55318984

just eat 6+ eggs a day bro unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jan 2024 00:01:41 No.55318984 Report

Quoted By: >>55319029

>>55318948
I have no abs. I don’t train them. I’d skip so many days in the gym if I knew I had to go in and train abs. I’m hoping they’ll grow through heavy compounds. Fuck doing gay crunches and shit like that.

>>55318959
I switched from 4 to 5 which is only 30g protein desu. I probably consume 200g+ of it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jan 2024 00:10:42 No.55319029 Report

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>>55318984
Geeze, I'm the opposite. Hate the gym so did 100 sit ups a day and nothing more, grew a six pack slowly over time anyway.

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