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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:39:52 No.55330119 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>55330123 >>55330125 >>55330135 >>55330136 >>55330157 >>55330265 >>55330529 >>55330542 >>55331246 >>55332055

Water starters are suppose to be Weapons,
What type of Weapons are these fags suppose to be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:40:58 No.55330123 Report

Quoted By: >>55330148

>>55330119
women
gays
guns

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:41:33 No.55330125 Report

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>>55330119
>mace and chain
>pozzed dildo
>pistol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:43:16 No.55330135 Report

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>>55330119
What type of Weapons are these fags suppose to be?
>Primarina
Megaphone/Sonic weapons
>Inceleon
Fingerbanging
>iforgotitsname
Brazilians

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:43:45 No.55330136 Report

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>>55330119
>Water starters are suppose to be [HEADCANON]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:44:29 No.55330138 Report

Quoted By: >>55330232

ah yes, my favourite weapons
alligator and mudskipper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:46:50 No.55330148 Report

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>>55330123
>women
>gays
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:49:13 No.55330157 Report

Quoted By: >>55330230

>>55330119
>Primarina
Spiked bat (the tail)
>Inteleon
Gun, clearly
>Quaquaval
Idk, maybe chains used as whips (its water tail vaguely looks like a chain?? That's all I can think about I guess).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:49:24 No.55330158 Report

Quoted By: >>55330172 >>55330195 >>55330232 >>55330275

>W-Water starters are weapons goys!!
Feraligatr and swampert have no weapons unless you reach for schizo headcanons
>F-Fire starters are the chinese zodiac goys!!
Ah yes my favorite animals from that zodiac are fox and badger lmao
>G-Grass starters are all extinct creatures goys!!
Owls, snakes, gorillas and toads aren't quite extinct aren't they?

Any other retarded fan theory?

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:51:21 No.55330172 Report

Quoted By: >>55330177 >>55330579

>>55330158
Foxes are dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:52:25 No.55330177 Report

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>>55330172
No they aren't

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 02:58:51 No.55330195 Report

Quoted By: >>55330210 >>55330259

>>55330158
Cyndaquil is listed as the Fire Mouse Pokemon in both English and Japanese.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 03:02:32 No.55330210 Report

Quoted By: >>55330220

>>55330195
>The japanese are retarded enough to not know what a mouse is (to the point to even consider a pangolin a mouse)
Many such cases

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 03:05:47 No.55330220 Report

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>>55330210
Well yeah, regardless that makes the zodiac pattern a thing up until Gen9, where it was broken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 03:08:03 No.55330230 Report

Quoted By: >>55330279

>>55330157
Quaquaval is obviously a war fan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 03:08:05 No.55330232 Report

Quoted By: >>55332129 >>55332135

>>55330138
>>55330158
>Swampert has no weapon
The fins on its body evolved into tessen/weaponized fans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 03:13:18 No.55330259 Report

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>>55330195
>Cyndaquil is listed as the Fire Mouse Pokemon in both English
Mistranslation. Hedgehogs are literally called needle mice in Japanese. A proper translation would be something like "Firehog" Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 03:15:39 No.55330265 Report

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>>55330119
the same kind of weapon as OP is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 03:17:52 No.55330275 Report

Quoted By: >>55330289

>>55330158
>Owls
Hawaiian stilt-legged owls that Decidueye is based on are extinct
>Snakes
Primitive legged snakes are extinct
>Gorillas
Gigantopithicus is extinct
>Toads
Numerous species extinct even with the last few decades
That being said the bulba lines aren't toads they're diapsids (which are extinct btw)

Denialfags sure like being wrong about absolutely everything, wew

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 03:18:49 No.55330279 Report

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>>55330230
Its a Chakram. Quaquaval doesn't attack with its actual tail, but with ring-shaped water blades

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 03:21:32 No.55330289 Report

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>>55330275
>Hawaiian stilt-legged owls that Decidueye is based on are extinct
Owls aren't extinct
>Primitive legged snakes are extinct
Serperior doesn't have legs only hands
>Gigantopithicus is extinct
Rillaboom is a lame ass gorilla
>Numerous species extinct even with the last few decades
Toads aren't extinct

Retardfags sure like being retarded all the time wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 03:31:08 No.55330325 Report

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>Decidueye has a bow (weapon)
Why it's now a water starter then?
>Primarina is an acrophoca (extinct animal)
So why it isn't a grass starter then?
>Rillaboom is a primate (Cinese zodiac)
So why it isn't a fire starter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 04:39:33 No.55330529 Report

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>>55330119
>Water starters are suppose to be Weapons,
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 04:45:09 No.55330542 Report

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>>55330119
I despise these three ugly fucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 04:53:48 No.55330579 Report

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>>55330172
you're delusional

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 07:34:52 No.55331246 Report

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>>55330119
Chlamydia
HIV
Monkey Pox

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 12:15:08 No.55331949 Report

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This image makes me think of Team Charm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 12:31:38 No.55332015 Report

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Venusaur could pass for a temnospondyl but I imagine GF had no idea at the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 12:41:48 No.55332055 Report

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>>55330119
bioweapons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 12:57:37 No.55332129 Report

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>>55330232
...That it doesn't use for anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 12:58:46 No.55332135 Report

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>>55330232
That's the most retarded cope headcanon I have ever heard anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2024 13:30:40 No.55332237 Report

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>Quaqaval
kicks and maybe the tail feathers? it gets Aqua Blade at least
>Inteleon
the fact it's even here as a "What weapon durrr" is a lil silly already but anyway, sniper. Duh.
>Primarina
Sonics or bombs, pick your poison lol.

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