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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2024 12:44:51 No.55352389 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2024 12:47:51 No.55352399 Report

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Feels good being a Chadizard fan

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2024 13:31:39 No.55352501 Report

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>>55352399
you have a big forehead too?

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2024 13:39:55 No.55352525 Report

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>>55352399
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out of his Fire/Flying comfort even when Game Freak threw millions at him
>Only had one good game
>Main evented the lowest drawing Nintendo handheld of the '90s
>Main evented the second lowest drawing GBA remake of the '00s
>Tanked the buyrate of Scarlet & Violet so hard his Switch Online emulation was cancelled
>Was barely ever in the AAA picture outside of the Game Boy because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 151st best member of Red and Blue
>Only the 46th best Mega Evolving Pokemon
>His roaring was cringeworthy
>His ugly beer belly was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""CHARIZARD FROM KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO""""""""
>Shit taste in moves
>Shit gimmicks
>Failed at getting over with the home console crowd so badly he was reduced to a Poke Ball summon in Smash Bros which actually drew dimes
>Only significant achievement was being one of 5 Game Boy games that actually sold more than ten million copies
>Is the Pokemon equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 2004 game that Rayquaza of all people had to take the spotlight off him
>spent the latter part of his career buried by superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was giving Game Freak enough leverage to swindle 2 Million dollars from sad millenial manchildren who can't grow up and let go of the past

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