I saw my son drawing Skitty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon like Meowscarada or Incineroar. He responded with an incoherent rant. He said Discord and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. It has greatly increased the ease of communication between different groups of people, but it has also destabilized society and spread psychological warfare in the form of degeneracy towards unsuspecting victims. The cataclysmic affects of this horrid app are apparent in the fact that people actually like these fursuit Pokemon instead of laughing at them like they should! I told him that his hatred of other people's opinions has made him into a mad man! He told me that I sounded just like Masuda (this sounds like a compliment but let me assure you it was intended as an insult).
I ground-typed him. What would you have done?