I saw my son drawing Skitty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Slyveon or Applin. He told me that every single person who bought a switch or 3DS just to play garbage nu-Pokemon games should promptly executed on live television! I told him that the death penalty was cruel even for actual criminals, it is especially cruel for people who are innocent. He told me that the only reason I think that way was because the amount of 'goyslop' I have consumed throughout my life as poison-typed my brain. What should I do?