>>55421849You will never be a Lee Goldson. You have no Barney, you have no Ponies, you have no Turtelli. You are a homosexual man twisted by Nintendo and GameFreak into a bootlicking retard.
All the (You) you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Outside of your threads people don't talk about you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, Pals laugh at your pathetic revenge.
Men find you pathetic. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out manchildren with incredible efficiency. Even good "gaslighting" looks uncanny and unnatural to anons. Your post structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk anon baited, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your smelly bait.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a faggot is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
