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Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 06:03:54 No.55444480 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you be able to get a Pokemon if you lived in that universe? Or would you be involuntarily pokemonless?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 06:08:29 No.55444496 Report

Quoted By: >>55444505

Easy as shit, you projecting low self-estermed retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 06:10:19 No.55444505 Report

Quoted By: >>55446212

>>55444496
No professor would give a Pokemon to a weird incel like you.
No Pokemon would follow you by its own free will. This world is full of women, everyone has a girlfriend, and you can't get one. Why would it be different in the Pokemon world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 06:15:56 No.55444537 Report

Quoted By: >>55444543

>more projection
You being an unironic reject of humanity, too mentally broken to accept being accepted in a fantasy fictional setting doesn't mean we all are. Now either fuck off and get the head doctor to sort you, or an hero and end your misery, but you're not going to change my mental stance on a world that is at odds entirely with your entire being.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 06:18:01 No.55444543 Report

Quoted By: >>55446212

>>55444537
You wouldn't be accepted in a fantasy fictional setting either, and you can't argue you would. Which is why you resort to screaming projection.

If you lived in the Pokemon world you'd be the fat pokemonless guy stuck in the first town ranting about technology. This is who you are right now too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 06:25:28 No.55444582 Report

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I disagree because the pokémon universe wasn't created by you thus your headcanons about it are irrelevant in the face of canon.
Moot point anyway, even if offered the chance to go, I'd stay here. I have a life and roots and too many that'd miss me if I left. The fact you seriously consider it as a viable option only highlights your lack of a social circle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 06:26:55 No.55444590 Report

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I'm not really into the whole capturing living creatures thing but I'd try and make some wild pokemon buddies, it'd be fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 16:31:00 No.55446149 Report

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Even if you go with the retarded and "y-you can't just go into the wild, throw Pokeballs and run away even though the Safari Zone literally exists", you can also just borrow a Pokemon from somebody to catch a wild one, like Wally does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 16:36:29 No.55446171 Report

Quoted By: >>55446248

Is this another resident autist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 16:51:51 No.55446212 Report

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>>55444543
>>55444505
I have actual friends, a social life, and know how to not be a sperg unlike (you), so convincing someone to give me a pokemon or have one follow me would be literally child's play.

I bet you don't even put the cart up when you go to the grocery store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 17:01:45 No.55446248 Report

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>>55446171
Yep. He's really mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 17:02:24 No.55446249 Report

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I'll just order a chinese porygon off aliexpress

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 17:19:50 No.55446335 Report

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No pet store owner would give a cat to a weird incel like you.
No dog would follow you by its own free will. This world is full of Pokemon, everyone has a starter, and you can't get one. Why would it be different in the animal world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 17:24:56 No.55446354 Report

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Why do you keep making this thread? What is their purpose? Do you just want everyone to post "Yes, I would be an incel without a pokemon" without anything added? Are you THAT desperate to feel power over someone?

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