>>55448708*leisurely ducks under the ropes and hops down from the ring*
*pulls a folding chair out from under the ring curtains*
*still holding the folding chair I slide back into the ring*
>you look like you're about to shit your speedo*i stand up and walk right up to you
>you put your hands up and gesture that you don't want none*I smash you in the face with the folding chair anyways*
>you drop like a sack of shit who shit himself