>>55456187Stall is the only skillful playstile. A match between two stall teams is a nerve-wracking battle of wits in which the superior intellect will prevail.
Contrast that with offense, dominated by braindead rock-paper-scissors and clicking the strongest move. Something a mere unevolved hominid would be capable of doing.
The reason offense players hate stall so much is that stall, like a black hole at the center of a galaxy, wraps everything around itself. Offense players are forced to engage stall players on the latter's terms, a monumental task for their puny, underdeveloped ape brains.
If sufficiently pushed, an offense player might decide to hastily put together a stall team and miserably fail in the process, not dissimilar to an autistic, sexually frustrated man pretending to be a woman. This of course leads to their delusion that stall is an ineffective playstyle, as they would rather blame external factors than confront their own inadequacy.
Most of the time the outcome of a battle between an offense player and a stall player is decided in the first few turns, as the stall player inevitably outsmarts his inferior opponent and backs him into a corner. The stall player will then toy with his prey, just like a cunning cat does with the sewer rat it just caught, cathartically basking in the laws that rule nature.
Offense players will never understand the genius behind stall, as their puny minds preclude them from doing so. Theirs is truly a pathetic existence.
