I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Chandelure or Terrakion. He told me I sound like one of the idiots that are watching Pokemon Presents tomorrow. I was puzzled by his statement. I informed him that I was watching Pokemon Presents tomorrow, and I asked him why he predicted that based on what I said. He told me because every single fan of those horrible designs will be watching Pokemon Presents, because they enjoy shit being shoved down their throats. Masuda is going to take the largest diarrhea dump on stage and proclaim his undying hatred for every switch owner. Then the entire audience will stand up and erupt with applause, so ecstatic that they get to play with the fecal matter of a man who was drained of all life and hope years ago.
I didn't know how to respond, so I ground-typed him. What would you have done?