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>Pokemon Presents starts
>To everyone's surprise, Satoshi Tajiri appears on screen
>Begins speaking in Japanese with an English voiceover
>"In keeping with the Pokemon Company's practice of presenting the most immediate and complete reports of local blood and guts news, Game Freak presents what is believed to be a Youtube first. In living color, an exclusive coverage of an attempted suicide."
>Pulls out a pink Clefairy branded gun and shoots himself in the head
>Cuts to a shaken Junichi Masuda
>"There will be no more Pokemon anymore. Goodbye"
>Montage of all Game Boys, DS's, Switch consoles detonating across the world to the tune of "We'll Meet Again"
>At least it wasn't a shitty ILCA remake
>To everyone's surprise, Satoshi Tajiri appears on screen
>Begins speaking in Japanese with an English voiceover
>"In keeping with the Pokemon Company's practice of presenting the most immediate and complete reports of local blood and guts news, Game Freak presents what is believed to be a Youtube first. In living color, an exclusive coverage of an attempted suicide."
>Pulls out a pink Clefairy branded gun and shoots himself in the head
>Cuts to a shaken Junichi Masuda
>"There will be no more Pokemon anymore. Goodbye"
>Montage of all Game Boys, DS's, Switch consoles detonating across the world to the tune of "We'll Meet Again"
>At least it wasn't a shitty ILCA remake
