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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 06:33:36 No.55532206 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>55532590 >>55532666 >>55533872 >>55533992

>*Panting*
>"L-Leon please!"
>*Sweating*
>"Galar will run out of energy in a thousand years!!"
>*Starts crying*
>"WE CAN'T WAIT A WHOLE DAY WE JUST CAN'T LEON P-PLEASE!!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 07:49:12 No.55532472 Report

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>wat
>am lost
>i need adult

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 07:50:47 No.55532478 Report

Quoted By: >>55532666 >>55534897

>Emotions.......... le bad
>Billions must die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 08:03:58 No.55532515 Report

Quoted By: >>55532535 >>55532559 >>55532666

>You want a Pokemon battle?
>Lol
>Lmao even

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 08:14:14 No.55532535 Report

Quoted By: >>55532559

>>55532515
I don't get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 08:22:12 No.55532559 Report

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>>55532515
>>55532535
Doesn't he physically assault (N64 punch animation) a generic NPC?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 08:34:09 No.55532590 Report

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>>55532206
>Meanwhile in the Wild Area...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 08:38:16 No.55532601 Report

Quoted By: >>55532663 >>55532666 >>55533939 >>55534607 >>55538188

>The disgusting elites of the world have established a status quo where the beauty of the world is tarnished into an irrecoverable state in the pursuit of greed... I want a world where that beauty can be restored or at the very least preserve what's left of it
>So that's why I'm going to commit genocide on all humans and Pokemon! And only the elites can afford to get into my VIP survivor club to usher in the new era of a beautiful world!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 09:03:11 No.55532663 Report

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>>55532601
Kinda based tho ngl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 09:03:59 No.55532666 Report

Quoted By: >>55532676 >>55532699 >>55535081

>>55532601
>>55532515
>>55532478
>>55532206

He never said this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 09:06:39 No.55532676 Report

Quoted By: >>55532683 >>55533939

>>55532666
If Lysander actually thought about his plan for a minute he’d realize he is extremely fucking retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 09:07:55 No.55532680 Report

Quoted By: >>55533858 >>55534001 >>55536823 >>55538075

KNEEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 09:08:30 No.55532683 Report

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>>55532676
He just wanted an excuse to kill the plebs IMO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 09:12:00 No.55532699 Report

Quoted By: >>55532712 >>55532742

>>55532666
Yes he did it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 09:17:08 No.55532712 Report

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>>55532699
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 09:26:46 No.55532742 Report

Quoted By: >>55532751 >>55532884 >>55534016 >>55534054 >>55534291

>>55532699
Yet he's still a more interesting antagonist than the "apathetic blue-haired man that looks like he smoked four packs of cigarettes a day".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 09:28:26 No.55532751 Report

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>>55532742
Cyrus is better because I jerked off to Mars and Jupiter more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 10:10:47 No.55532884 Report

Quoted By: >>55537289

>>55532742
Nah. Cyrus is one Pokemon's strongest antagonists, while Rose is Pokemon's weakest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 14:27:48 No.55533858 Report

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>>55532680
Only to Oleana

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 14:31:51 No.55533872 Report

Quoted By: >>55534024 >>55534126

>>55532206
> Missed the implications that Rose fixed matches
> Rose noticed how MC is a real trainer and he was afraid his sham could come down crumbling.
> Rose literally awakened Eternatus so Leon could win/bonus points if MC tragically died

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 14:49:56 No.55533939 Report

Quoted By: >>55534602 >>55534607

>>55532601
>>55532676
The best part is that he has no reason to keep his promise with the elites that put money in Team Flare

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 15:07:11 No.55533992 Report

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>>55532206
Fat fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 15:09:14 No.55534001 Report

Quoted By: >>55536783

>>55532680
Oleana the groomed prostitute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 15:14:35 No.55534016 Report

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>>55532742
I wonder if nugenner insecurity will ever end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 15:17:14 No.55534024 Report

Quoted By: >>55534067

>>55533872
All headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 15:29:31 No.55534054 Report

Quoted By: >>55534639

>>55532742
adult Shinji who can't into feelings >>>> gross fat pajeet obsessed with energy crisis that might happen a thousand years from now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 15:30:53 No.55534058 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkmZER2Cgj0

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 15:32:12 No.55534067 Report

Quoted By: >>55534223 >>55534301 >>55534869

>>55534024
All canon. Read Mustard's trainer card.
Leon is supposedly "le stronkest champion ever" and yet he never managed to defeat Mustard who at the time he left the league was a depressed has been who lost one of his most trusted partners.
Didn't it seem weird that "le stronkest champ ever" at his peak has never been able to defeat the depressed and retired old man who doesn't even have his strongest pokémon with him anymore?
And then Mustard's card confirms another reason for him dropping the league was that they tried to fix matches...
The whole game is a criticism of FIFA's corruption scandals anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 15:46:40 No.55534126 Report

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>>55533872
Just make MC into the new hero? That's how it worked out in the end anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:07:50 No.55534223 Report

Quoted By: >>55534282

>>55534067
>Leon is supposedly "le stronkest champion ever" and yet he never managed to defeat Mustard who at the time he left the league was a depressed has been who lost one of his most trusted partners.
>Didn't it seem weird that "le stronkest champ ever" at his peak has never been able to defeat the depressed and retired old man who doesn't even have his strongest pokémon with him anymore?
This is just the usual all powerful retired sensei trope

>And then Mustard's card confirms another reason for him dropping the league was that they tried to fix matches...
>The whole game is a criticism of FIFA's corruption scandals anon.
The card mentions another chairman in past times, doesn't say anything about Rose and the current times

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:13:11 No.55534254 Report

Quoted By: >>55534284

You know what's extra weird about Rose's uh, plotline I guess, the fact that he was right. His plan for capturing Eternatus to fix the energy crisis (in 1000 years lol) worked. When we caught Eternatus suddenly the issue of power was solved, which only makes the fact that he fights us even more stupid because he literally had no reason to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:19:48 No.55534282 Report

Quoted By: >>55534869

>>55534223
It's a literal canon lie that Leon eas "undefeated" when ot's clearly stated he has lost to Mustard several times though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:20:01 No.55534284 Report

Quoted By: >>55534647

>>55534254
No shit his plan "worked" considering the problem was not gonna become a problem until a fucking thousand years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:21:28 No.55534291 Report

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>>55532742
akagi is based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:23:15 No.55534301 Report

Quoted By: >>55534366

>>55534067
>Read Mustard's marketing card from the Pokemon League itself, who is known to fabricate details to make people sound more marketable than they actually are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:35:27 No.55534366 Report

Quoted By: >>55534375

>>55534301
> I-It's a lie anon. Rose would never do that, trust me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:37:34 No.55534375 Report

Quoted By: >>55534393

>>55534366
Mhm, just like how Leon powerwank comes from Raihan's yaoibait card where it says if Raihan stopped trying to suck Leon's cock for five seconds, he could leave Galar and become champion in another region, therefore putting Leon above all other champions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:41:32 No.55534393 Report

Quoted By: >>55534426

>>55534375
Raihan's wank is a rumour (baseless claim) Mustard's card is stated as a fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:46:55 No.55534426 Report

Quoted By: >>55534481

>>55534393
And why, pray tell, would the league openly admit it's corrupt by printing this information on a card? Wouldn't that make all the sponsors bail to avoid death by association? Isn't it more likely that they paid Mustard some fat stacks in retirement funds in exchange for letting them write up a juicy story about why he's leaving the league? He certainly doesn't seem to hold any resentment towards the league in his current-day dialogue either, which further hints towards the fact that it's just fanfiction to make old man Mustard sound cooler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:55:37 No.55534481 Report

Quoted By: >>55534499 >>55534502

>>55534426
Then why is "le stronkest ever" still weaker than a retired and depressed old man?
Leon is, after Alder, the only champ too weak to protect his region.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:58:59 No.55534499 Report

Quoted By: >>55534519 >>55534575

>>55534481
Because Leon's fate narratively is to be defeated by (You), a prodigy of extremely similar circumstances to Leon. The thing that sets the two apart however is that Leon wasn't controlled by a player during his rise to glory.
But because this is a video game where your goal is to become champion, he needs to be beatable in order to achieve that goal, else you have a shit video game where you literally cannot achieve your given goal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 16:59:29 No.55534502 Report

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>>55534481
Mustard is much more experienced as a trainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 17:02:20 No.55534519 Report

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>>55534499
Adding onto this, this is also why he's weaker than Mustard, because they need to properly hype up Mustard in marketing and as a conquest for the player by way of "Haha, awesome! Not only did I save the world from Eternatus, beat Leon and become Champion, I proved I'm hot shit by beating the guy who came BEFORE Leon that's STILL stronger than Leon!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 17:12:07 No.55534575 Report

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>>55534499
That just tells me Leon is weak ngl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 17:18:01 No.55534602 Report

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>>55533939
He said he was going to kill EVERYONE except Team Flare. Everyone that didn't directly obey him could not be trusted with the new world in his eyes, that meant everyone that wasn't part of Team Flare was good as dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 17:18:52 No.55534607 Report

Quoted By:

>>55532601
>>55533939
outjewing the jews, what a chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 17:24:59 No.55534639 Report

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>>55534054
shinji is fucking embarassing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 17:26:38 No.55534647 Report

Quoted By: >>55534655 >>55534773

>>55534284
>don't plan for the future goy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 17:28:04 No.55534655 Report

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>>55534647
Okay Rose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 17:29:11 No.55534661 Report

Quoted By: >>55534889 >>55535338

>NO LEON YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED TO SOLVE A PROBLEM THAT WILL ONLY BE A PROBLEM A THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOW AFTER WE'VE ALL ROTTED AWAY RIGHT THIS SECOND IN AN ARENA FULL OF PEOPLE LOOKING AT A GIANT CHARIZARD JOB TO WATER GUN LEON YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WE'RE ALL DOOMED IF I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW
>man i fucked up lol guess ill go turn myself in off screen
man they really dropped the ball on swsh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 17:45:16 No.55534773 Report

Quoted By: >>55535077

>>55534647
>~90+% of pollution comes from India and China
>burgers not flushing their toilets and packing into busses like sardines with smelly 3rd worlders to save the earth is going to make a significant difference
I'll plan for the future by glassing a few unnecessary countries first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 18:02:43 No.55534869 Report

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>>55534067
>Mustard's trainer card
He retired long before SwSh, since he had already established the dojo when Leon was a kid. This would mean Rose was also much younger at the time, and since the card doesn't directly reference him in any way, we can assume it refers to a different, unnamed chairman. There's also no way Rose would have such a good reputation if that was public knowledge as being in the card implies. Believe me, I wish SwSh was interesting but it's really not.

>>55534282
Funnily enough the game is consistent about this though. It specifies Leon has only been undefeated since he became the Champion, much like Mustard in his prime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 18:07:16 No.55534889 Report

Quoted By: >>55537293

>>55534661
actually it was a perfect fuck you to all the climate extremists right now saying global warming is our "biggest problem" next to "misinformation".

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 18:09:09 No.55534897 Report

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>>55532478
CYNTHIA MUST DIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 18:51:46 No.55535077 Report

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>>55534773
schizo post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 18:52:48 No.55535081 Report

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>>55532666
His actions were for those reasons, but the point is Chairman Rose was an unnecessarily impatient man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 19:54:31 No.55535338 Report

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>>55534661
>off screen
Two words that sum up every major event in swsh

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Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 00:47:29 No.55536783 Report

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>>55534001
what made her become such a whore?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 00:54:22 No.55536806 Report

Quoted By: >>55536826 >>55536832 >>55537270

best antagonist weren't even an antagonist
S/V story is so kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 00:58:40 No.55536823 Report

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>>55532680
Poor little chairman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 00:59:46 No.55536826 Report

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>>55536806

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Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 01:01:51 No.55536832 Report

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>>55536806
>best antagonist weren't even an antagonist
>S/V story is so kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 02:55:07 No.55537270 Report

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>>55536806
>antagonist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 03:00:35 No.55537289 Report

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>>55532884
>Cyrus is one of pokémons strongest antagonists
holy shit pokémon has lame antagonists

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 03:02:03 No.55537293 Report

Quoted By:

>>55534889
schizo babble

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 05:53:58 No.55537868 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 07:31:06 No.55538075 Report

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>>55532680
yes sir i'm kneeling and i'll milk rose's cock with my mouth too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 08:08:35 No.55538188 Report

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>>55532601
He never said the first part. He was angry at dumb poorfags for squandering all the support he gave them, hence his rich person club.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 08:20:32 No.55538219 Report

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>Emotions have fallen
>Billions must die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 08:21:53 No.55538226 Report

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>/padt/ has fallen
>millions must die

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Anonymous Tue 05 Mar 2024 08:31:57 No.55538244 Report

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>the perfect man doesn't exis-

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