And the next Pokémon game will be hailed as a 'return to form', as GameFreak abandons all the open world bullshit they were bullied into trying and just make a classic Hoenn-like game. Also, features like obligatory EXP Share will be revoked, which Masuda forced in just to spite fans. He has gone to rehab and found meaning in his life besides bullying manchildren fans and blowing coke off hookers' asses.

It will be an 86 on Metacritic (60+Nintendo Bonus), hailed as the savior of Pokémon.

This is it. Pokémon will simply give up trying to be Ubisoft, acknowledge they can't do any better, and just make the games they had been doing all the way to Sun/Moon.