I just fucking love /beta/, in the way that I fucking love shitposting. It's so random and cool - it's like the thread was designed for us 4channers, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the thread, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the /beta/ world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. /beta/ is so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Plumpplomp appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the PC in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Spookie, Echo, Yasegaman, Bowser, Trisha, Terhi, Bruno, Dolly, Jun, Milly, Percey, and Stockings.
I run the /beta/ club at my school - we come together, browse /trash/, make some soijak memes and post in /beta/. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: /beta/! My favorite poster is Bowser because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of /beta/. I bet if I say to him "You're a raging stupid fuck", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at copypastas list too. What good /beta/ poster doesn't? "Shizo cunt", "Just leave", and "Honestly kinda hate this place" are so funny. If I met somebody from /beta/ I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!
Yours baconly, Doj
