I SISSYnthia, jobber of Sinnoh, humbly KNEEL to:
>Satoshi-sama, Alola champion and my master.
>Iris-sama, my one and only true love and other master.
>Lance-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
>Diantha-sama, who I'm too afraid to fight.
>Dracovish-sama, who easily manhandled me with Strong Jaw.
>Sirfetch'd-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.
>Pikachu-sama, who was so strong that I was forced to use a cheap bitch move to defeat.
>Lucario-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to dogs almost as much as I am attracted to children.
>Haxorus-sama, whose incomparably forceful Outrage crushed my Garchomp's ass-womb entirely to the point she couldn't bear Lucario's children anymore.
>Leon-sama, whose power I am scared of (I hope he doesn't kill my beloved master, as I am too scared to help him...).
>Tobias-dono, for he will viciously fuck me up with his 12-inch mythical cock as punishment for losing.
