> lets stick wooly willy beards on magneton and call it a new pokemon !!!

paradox mons were a super lazy mistake. Who brought their three year old to work that day they made the paradox mons? They probably told their kid "draw me some ancient pokemon" and then gave it the fancy name "paradox" to make it sound cool.

By the way...

> lets draw a bunch of cartoon mouses and call it a pokemon !

maushold was a hideous mistake and cinccino is infinitely better. Who was drunk enough to think Maushold was a funny idea? Maushold's population bomb move sounds like something a little kid would make up.

> lets stickytack an eevee tail on jigglypuff and call it a new pokemon !!!

paradox mons were still a mistake

> lets make qwilfish overdose on benadryl and call it a new pokemon !

cross gen evos and regional forms after generation 7 were a mistake

> lets turn semen into a pokemon !
milcery and alcremie were hentai inspired sex poisoned designs