So today I was just minding my business, true poke-thug deal, like, beating children and shit. Life in Paldea is harsh but I don't complain much, after all I fuck hottest chick in the region. Day was nice and smooth until I came back home and saw giant Luxray turd on my carpet. I rushed to my gf and start my tr003 team skull interrogation
>Bitch what the fuck, your Luxray shat on our carpet!
>Oh fuck again?
>Fuck again! The fuck you feeding your cat?!
Bitch doesn't even knows what her pokemon eats, I was utterly baffled, like, poor kitty, no wonder you can't pack a good Wild Charge even on a fucking Water-type Pokemon.
Next day we go to vet and was sitting in queue for 4 hours, few times I had to change my seats because of that bitch's image of "yours only". Makes me want to do that shit you see in hentai manga to make it stop.
Finally, at the vet, she told us her Luxray is having some illness, Poke-something, I don't remember. Said that we should Keep Luxray away from other pokemon for a moment to prevent contagion, but no need to worry, soon he'll be okay, its not that serious as it seems.
We took poor Luxray back at home and let him rest.
Honestly, I think he loves me more than her. Is there any way to take responsibility of him without trading and trainer license? I'm not a trainer, just a guy actually