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Quoted By: >>55659406 >>55659560 >>55659651 >>55659792
The other day my grandma showed me pictures of me from when I was like 4 and I forgot how FUCKING RETARDED I looked. I had a hideous face, a gay haircut, and crummy yellow teeth. I looked like that man ape thing on the Monolith of Inhumanity album art. (by Cattle Decapitation)
Yet May has sweet chocolate hair, pretty innocent blue eyes, and looks like an actual human and not a vampire bastard. I really wish I looked like May instead of being a fatassed zombie bastard when I was a kid.
Besides why didn't I get into Pokemon until I was 10? WHAT THE FUCK? I could have experienced a better generation before
> lets slap a ponytail on jigglypuff and call it a new pokemon !!
(paradox mons were a mistake)
TLDR: Long story short I wish I was a cute girl like May and not a zombie bastard that looks like a Cattle Decapitation album artwork.
Yet May has sweet chocolate hair, pretty innocent blue eyes, and looks like an actual human and not a vampire bastard. I really wish I looked like May instead of being a fatassed zombie bastard when I was a kid.
Besides why didn't I get into Pokemon until I was 10? WHAT THE FUCK? I could have experienced a better generation before
> lets slap a ponytail on jigglypuff and call it a new pokemon !!
(paradox mons were a mistake)
TLDR: Long story short I wish I was a cute girl like May and not a zombie bastard that looks like a Cattle Decapitation album artwork.
