I really want to look like May. I want her sweet chocolate hair and beautiful blueberry eyes. I want her soft and cute voice. I want to be creative and intelligent and not a retarded thirst trapper.

I also wish I didn't look like that ape man thing on that Cattle Decapitation album cover when I was four years old. I swear to God I didn't look like an actual human, I looked like a vampire zombie bastard.