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Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:25:31 No.55689264 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>55689268 >>55689836 >>55690058 >>55690287 >>55690712 >>55690819 >>55690873

>Spam pivot moves into your one button set up sweepers
why has competitive singles been abysmally unplayable dogshit lately?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:26:49 No.55689268 Report

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>>55689264
post elo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:28:26 No.55689273 Report

Quoted By: >>55689286 >>55689298 >>55690877

>play clown fanfic format the game isn’t designed around
>game becomes shit
who woulda thunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:31:33 No.55689285 Report

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>There are THREE Ubers tiers now (Ubers Ubers UU and OU)
>have to go all the way down to NU to get a format that looks remotely like a meta game without retard power levels

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:32:15 No.55689286 Report

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>>55689273
>the game isn't designed around the format that's used 99% of the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:36:07 No.55689298 Report

Quoted By: >>55690006

>>55689273
>the game isn’t designed around
last I checked the only doubles focused game was on the gamecube and mainline pokemon is just singles where you can use up to a team of 6

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:43:10 No.55689311 Report

Quoted By: >>55689318 >>55689330 >>55689334 >>55690114

All of you are retarded.
Competitive is just an afterthought, games are not designed with it in mind at all. At best GF is throwing some minor tweaks around but even this is extremely slow and inefficient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:46:31 No.55689318 Report

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>>55689311
Exactly, it's like playing competitive connect 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:50:24 No.55689330 Report

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>>55689311
>gatekeeping retard telling people they’re not allowed to take VGC seriously and must play casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:50:55 No.55689334 Report

Quoted By: >>55689346 >>55689348 >>55689355 >>55689365 >>55689565

>>55689311
> Competitive is just an afterthought
Then why does game freak make its shillmons so broken?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:54:19 No.55689346 Report

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>>55689334
What's a shillmon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:54:57 No.55689348 Report

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>>55689334
So you buy the DLC, they add old pokemon back to the game so I buy the DLC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:56:36 No.55689355 Report

Quoted By: >>55689364 >>55689365

>>55689334
Then why does game freak make its shollmons so broken instead of like, dunno, balance the fucking game around competitive? Why powercreep is so big in this game?
Oh wait, I know - because they care only about casual manchildren and their power fantasy. Big numbers go bbbrrrr, next gen will give us even bigger numbers.
But I guess people lying to themselves about it and pretending that their illusion of competitive game are the exact suckers that GF is trying to sell this shit to, lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:59:09 No.55689364 Report

Quoted By: >>55689404

>>55689355
you should check out literally any other long running competitive game like yugioh and see that powercreep is just a natural thing to get people interested in new stuff

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 15:59:21 No.55689365 Report

Quoted By: >>55689393

>>55689334
>>55689355
Check out my OP shillmon!!1!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 16:05:22 No.55689393 Report

Quoted By: >>55689408

>>55689365
Togepi isn’t a shillmon, it’s an egg shaped sack of shit from aKanto’s background whose only purpose was to shackle Misty with a baby for some retardedly reason. Togekiss is the Shillmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 16:07:28 No.55689404 Report

Quoted By: >>55689416

>>55689364
>Yu-Gi-Oh!
You mean a fucking children card game whose authors accepted that they fucked up and provided TWO simplified side games directed to their target audience? And that went into mobile and online market? A game with playerbase actually constantly whinning about poor balance and powercreep?
Yeah I guess if this is peak of fair competitive game for you then I'm fucking right. Dogshit fucking manchild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 16:08:44 No.55689408 Report

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>>55689393
How is togekiss the shillmon when togepi was a giftmon involved with an all new mechanic and had dedicated anime plotlines?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 16:10:50 No.55689416 Report

Quoted By: >>55689524 >>55689555

>>55689404
fucking kek oldschool yugioh is a more shitty unfair game quit talking out of your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 16:33:22 No.55689524 Report

Quoted By: >>55690724 >>55690996

>>55689416
Nigger I play this fucking game.
It is fucking not better. Having your opponent set up their big bad bosses and 20 fucking layers of negation turn one if you drew no hand traps is not better. Oh fucking wait, most modern decks can play through one or two hand traps pretty easily so even this will not help you from being assfucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 16:41:10 No.55689555 Report

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>>55689416
Nope, it's way more unfair nowadays with you being able to get like 10 negates turn one or shitty solitaire decks that play on your turn like labyrinth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 16:43:20 No.55689565 Report

Quoted By: >>55690171 >>55690196

>>55689334
When was the last time a shillmon good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 17:43:11 No.55689817 Report

Quoted By: >>55689832

banning the following moves would make the game way better:
>protect (and similar moves)
>u-turn
>volt switch
>flip turn
>stealth rock
>all recovery moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 17:46:32 No.55689832 Report

Quoted By: >>55689858 >>55689878

>>55689817
>wants to ban stall but gets rid of hazards and damaging pivot moves which fight against stall
which is it then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 17:47:52 No.55689836 Report

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>>55689264
>lately
Really nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 17:55:44 No.55689858 Report

Quoted By: >>55689878

>>55689832
Most niggers here don't understand that hazards are actually keeping true stall in check. Most niggers here think that DoT-based offensive moves are stall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:03:22 No.55689878 Report

Quoted By: >>55689891 >>55689914 >>55689943 >>55690569

>>55689832
>>55689858
Stall uses 6 mons with boots
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:07:30 No.55689887 Report

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Just play lower tiers dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:09:08 No.55689891 Report

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>>55689878
Boots means no leftovers.
Sounds like skill issue if you can't break through stall without item de facto making stall viable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:16:21 No.55689914 Report

Quoted By: >>55689921

>>55689878
/vp/ niggas be like:
>literally every mon on stall runs boots
>this means stall isn't afraid of hazards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:17:46 No.55689921 Report

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>>55689914
>white boys on vp be like

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:23:41 No.55689943 Report

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>>55689878
>6 mons all holding boots
anon I...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:41:24 No.55690006 Report

Quoted By: >>55690012

>>55689298
everyone knows singles is a format for kids which is why the faggots from smogon only play singles like no other this is why we need to file anonymous tips to gamefreak to shut this fanfic robo-infested website down

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:43:19 No.55690012 Report

Quoted By: >>55690014 >>55690037

>>55690006
>he's still pissing and shitting his pants his ego got knocked down a peg when he tried playing radical red and got his vgcuck ass beat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:44:10 No.55690014 Report

Quoted By: >>55690026

>>55690012
>radical red is any harder than official games
Don't forget your helmet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:46:09 No.55690023 Report

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>radical reddit
HAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:47:01 No.55690026 Report

Quoted By: >>55690031

>>55690014
official games are steamrolled by a single overleveled starter, are you stupid or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:48:00 No.55690031 Report

Quoted By: >>55690036 >>55690043

>>55690026
And radical red is steamrolled by a team of level capped pokemon. It's not any harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:49:52 No.55690036 Report

Quoted By: >>55690042

>>55690031
>he admits you cant use a single overleveled starter making it harder by default
OHNONONONO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:50:19 No.55690037 Report

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>>55690012
>food analogy scat fetishist
gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:52:02 No.55690042 Report

Quoted By:

>>55690036
That doesn't make it harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:52:11 No.55690043 Report

Quoted By: >>55690048

>>55690031
So its not harder, but you have to train 6 pokemon instead of 1? Are you special needs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:53:07 No.55690047 Report

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>waaaaah muh real game is for kids
The whole fucking franchise is for kids. No shit everyone's gonna play the format they knew and loved ever since they were young.
>waaaaah why isn't some meme format as beloved as the greatness of genwun's legacy
Notice how shitskinned faggots like this don't even play their meme format, since they're too cowardly and incompetent for comp, and are just here to shit up the board by crying about their betters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:53:57 No.55690048 Report

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>>55690043
Have you played it? You have an exp share and lucky eggs basically from the start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 18:56:59 No.55690058 Report

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>>55689264
Because 30 pokemon dominate the metagane and the problems only fixable by live service stat adjustments or dex cuts. Haven't played ranked since transfer shit became legal. I'm not suffering for using my fans so some fag can get rewards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 19:16:00 No.55690114 Report

Quoted By: >>55690125 >>55690200 >>55690729

>>55689311
Im not expecting a balanced meta game, im expecting the no fun allowed retard rulesfags that will ban every hint of anything except for the things they want to have sex with to actually form a functional set of rules

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 19:18:30 No.55690125 Report

Quoted By: >>55690129

>>55690114
The rules they have to do function. Settle your autism and stop caring so much about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 19:19:26 No.55690129 Report

Quoted By: >>55690132

>>55690125
They dont function for shit bro, the amount of shit they had to ban in gen 9 alone both pokemon and mechanics are unreal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 19:20:19 No.55690132 Report

Quoted By: >>55690145

>>55690129
Can you play and complete a game under their rules?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 19:25:21 No.55690145 Report

Quoted By: >>55690791

>>55690132
You could play a complete game under any set of rules, if that is the bar you wish to set then your standards are lower than I thought. Why was moody banned? Surely you could play a complete game under those sets of rules!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 19:32:28 No.55690171 Report

Quoted By: >>55690576

>>55689565
Ogerpon is dominating VGC and overbearing as hell in Smogon Singles as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 19:38:24 No.55690196 Report

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>>55689565
bloodmoon, ogerpon, urshifu, cinderace?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 19:39:47 No.55690200 Report

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>>55690114
do you not realize AG is where there are no rules right? and you can do whatever you want like if you want to go back to ORAS and just use a team of a Mega Fug + 5 other fugs all holding choice bands or life orbs or something. Or just go boot up SV right now and play local co-op with your friend where you use a team of 6 legends or something because there are no rules

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 20:01:42 No.55690287 Report

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>>55689264
>Stall is good in gen 7
>AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE SMOGON LE BAD BAN PEX
>Balance is good in gen 8
>AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE SMOGON LE BAD BAN LANDO
>Offensive is good in gen 9
>AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE SMOGON LE BAD BAN SET UP MOVES
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 21:05:52 No.55690569 Report

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>>55689878
Click Knock Off. You will make progress no matter what they switch in. Even better if you have a Pokemon with both Knock Off and Toxic (Gen 8 Lando, Okidogi).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 21:07:36 No.55690576 Report

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>>55690171
I wouldn't say Ogerpon is overbearing in Singles. Hearthflame was the only one that was overbearing and she got banned already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 21:45:02 No.55690712 Report

Quoted By: >>55690802

>>55689264
Have you fucking seen the broken garbage Gamefreak keeps releasing with every new generation? In 2 generations this gen will look low-power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 21:46:51 No.55690724 Report

Quoted By: >>55690905

>>55689524
There was a goat format event running on MD for like a week, shit was about as miserable as the modern game, except instead of negates you were getting fucked by haymakers and dumb topdecks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 21:47:53 No.55690729 Report

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>>55690114
Have you tried playing AG? Because that's what you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 22:04:13 No.55690791 Report

Quoted By:

>>55690145
>if that is the bar you wish to set
You set the bar at functional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 22:07:49 No.55690802 Report

Quoted By:

>>55690712
Mewtwo will be OU by Gen 11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 22:10:43 No.55690819 Report

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>>55689264
Because there's only so many ways you can play singles, especially when any situational anti-meta strategies (status, baton pass, etc.) end up getting banned.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 22:27:01 No.55690873 Report

Quoted By: >>55690966

>>55689264
>fanfic meta
Found your answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 22:27:34 No.55690877 Report

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>>55689273
>WTF BRO?!?!?! Ur such a retard for wanting the play the format that 99.999% oi the story revolves around, and are used to playing and may no9t want to play doubles. It'so kay that the balance is completely fucked in that regard lmao rolf!

Third world hands typed this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 22:34:39 No.55690905 Report

Quoted By: >>55690980

>>55690724
late synchro era yugioh was the peak honestly.
not braindead "gemini elf set 2 pass" like early yugioh, complex without becoming "loop through 40 monsters and effects to vomit 5 boss monsters onto the board on your opponent's turn" like newer yugioh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 22:49:22 No.55690966 Report

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>>55690873
An untiered shitmon could never defeat the Mighty Omgon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 22:53:22 No.55690980 Report

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>>55690905
Early YGO through GX was peak. I still replay Nightmare Troubadour and other early YGO games because it's simply more fun. I say that as someone who has been playing a Madolche deck for almost a decade now.

My other hot takes are that Terraria 1.2 was peak Terraria, Minecraft peaked in early Beta and not 1.7.3, Afterbirth was peak Isaac, and pre-Joker Ultimate was peak Smash Bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 22:56:17 No.55690996 Report

Quoted By: >>55691644

>>55689524
>he thinks graceful charity pot of greed yata garasu and CED is quality oldschool gameplay and not sacky unfun shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2024 02:15:36 No.55691644 Report

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>>55690996
Yes, you faggot.
And with every damn post you out yourself even more as faggot that NEVER played competitive YGO of any kind.

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