I saw my son drawing Delcatty Zangoose and Spoink today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Alolan Persian, Meowscarada, or Oinkologne. He told me that if someone told him they liked any of those Pokemon, he would wrap them in aluminum foil and then throw them into a giant microwave. I told him I didn't understand, you put food in microwaves, not people. He told me people who bought Pokemon Scat and Vomit have forfeited their humanity! He said they would be more useful to the planet if they were fire-typed until they were reduced to charcoal! Where did I go wrong?