>>55753361Because bats are bi--
>Eagle swoops in from my window and grabs meAIIIEEEEEEE!
>The eagle takes me to its nest and starts pulling me apart with its beak and talons, its chicks going absolutely wild on my bones and organsP-please... Stop...
>A bigger eagle swoops in and grabs the still intact parts of my body, sinew and blood spilling out of me like candy from a party pinataAIIIEEEEEEE!
>The eagle brings me to a cave with a group of other eagles hanging out and eating people, bodies everywhereNo! S-stop!
>The eagles aren't listening and now all of them are picking at my bones and organs. One eagle who is the boss comes out of nowhere and doesn't start eating me, he looks sadOh, thank God! Please h--
>He starts eating meAIIIEEEEEEE!
>The eagles are done eating me and discard me into the body and skeleton pile. Then I turn on my favorite game, Pokemon Black for the Nintendo DS, and I'm feeling good! 
