HAHA FUCK YOU LITTLE LASS TRAINER WITH A LVL. 15 PICHU FEEL THE FULL FORCE OF MY TEAM OF SIX LVL. 100 SHINY LEGENDARIES THAT ARE THE LIVING EMBODIMENTS OF FUNDAMENTAL UNIVERSAL LAWS! WHAT'S THAT LITTLE CUNT? SAD I JUST MURDERED YOUR FRIEND WITH BUT A FLEETING GLANCE? I AM THE GOD OF ALL TRAINERS! I HAVE MASTERED THE POKEGODS THEMSELVES! I. AM. GOOOOOOOOD. >*proceeds to whip out massive throbbing erection and pierce the tight little pussy of the lass as she lies squirming and crying on the ground*.
YES THAT'S RIGHT! GROUDON, PALKIA - HOLD HER DOWN! NO NOT THAT HARD!
>*CRUNCH-KESPLAT*
ARCEUS, CLEAN UP THIS MESS! AND YOU - MEW - TELEPORT ME TO THE NEAREST LASS, MY FUN HASN'T ENDED YET TONIGHT!