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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 05:56:51 No.55818947 View View Reply Original Report

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Please explain to me the sexual attraction to pokemon, as I've never understood it. Especially the attraction to this little guy here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 06:06:27 No.55818962 Report

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>>55818947
Mental illnesses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 06:10:00 No.55818971 Report

Quoted By: >>55819146 >>55819209

>>55818947
Sure. Watch this.
https://litter.catbox.moe/upncc7.webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 06:22:43 No.55818988 Report

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>>55818947
>dolphin vagina
Look it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 06:30:21 No.55818998 Report

Quoted By: >>55825405

>>55818947
You need high testosterone to get it and you might be a fag, op

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 07:01:41 No.55819060 Report

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>>55818947
never saw it either, it always looked rather sinster to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 07:20:36 No.55819093 Report

Quoted By: >>55819602

>>55818947
It's just a meme, few actually want to bang a vaporeon.
And the ones who do completely fell for the meme, the kind of people who are easy to control and change their opinions and preferences with memes and tiktok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 07:55:05 No.55819146 Report

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>>55818971
This is the best Tucker Carlson mini episode I've ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 07:58:35 No.55819153 Report

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>>55818947
it was just a meme but ironically it was the normalfags the ones who taken seriously

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 08:20:00 No.55819209 Report

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>>55818971
I'm still keking to this!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 08:23:02 No.55819216 Report

Quoted By: >>55820911 >>55822661

>>55818947
Creatures that could easily tear you asunder willing to have sex is hot. Simple as.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 10:43:07 No.55819444 Report

Quoted By: >>55824725

>>55818947
NPC bots being slaves to Jewish media, porn industry and online memes, and doing their goy orders to be degenerates so they don't breed and reduce the number of goys (see the depopulation crisis in Japan, the decreasing number of whites in recent years, and the rise of anti-marriage youth).
Pokemon has been weaponized to make more degenerates, incels and gays, and depraved normies slopped that shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 11:05:51 No.55819502 Report

Quoted By: >>55819570 >>55822661

>>55818947
Glaceon is better

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 11:30:54 No.55819570 Report

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>>55819502
Do not fuck Glaceon. It's not worth it. She will freeze your dick solid. Stick to Vaporeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 11:42:38 No.55819602 Report

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>>55819093
Naive zoomer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 16:47:02 No.55820544 Report

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>>55818947
Some people are into furries and some aren't, it's just like that.
Gardevoir, Gothitelle and some others look like humans so they're easy to understand though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 16:54:13 No.55820593 Report

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never understand these questions. its like asking why you like blonde or brunette people. people just think it looks nice. thats it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 17:53:41 No.55820911 Report

Quoted By: >>55824028

>>55819216
>Creatures that could easily tear you asunder
Correct. Every Pokémon could easily kill a regular real-life unarmed human.
>willing to have sex
Not with humans. That would be humanphilia and Pokémon feel uncomfortable about harming humans in any serious way with only a few rare exceptions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 23:52:48 No.55822661 Report

Quoted By: >>55823652 >>55824069

>>55819216
>>55819502
What’s with the influx of Glaceonfags in the past year?
I remember Glaceon used to be niche for coomers until what feels like only a couple months ago and now it’s as normie as Lopunny, if not more common.
Is it finally catching up to zoomers migrating here from Twitter?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 04:14:32 No.55823652 Report

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>>55822661
I've been a Glaceonfag for many years, kinda happy to see her have a resurgence in popularity. Means more nice pictures to enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 05:50:02 No.55824020 Report

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>>55823652
>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 05:52:28 No.55824025 Report

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>>55818947
Vaporeon's just a meme, about pokemon sexual attraction, just look at pokeporn and you'll get it, theyre hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 05:55:06 No.55824028 Report

Quoted By: >>55826509

>>55820911
Anon, pokemons are known by being obedient pets, thats why it gets sexual quickly, because it leads to them being submissive slaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 06:10:30 No.55824069 Report

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>>55822661
There were glaceonfucker threads once in a while over the years. It's just the past few months or so that they've een a constant thing. At least they're funny enough, and they trigger the unite tards and kikes who try to shill here, so I'm happy for the glaceonfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 09:37:45 No.55824455 Report

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>>55818947
Pseudocervix + constrictor vestibuli = organinc dick-milking aparatus, only femme Lucario's muscular kegels inside the steel-hard cookie can realisticly compete with the Vapussy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 12:00:12 No.55824725 Report

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>>55819444
>depopulation crisis in Japan
Japs are breeding like rabbits compared to your beloved SorkGooks thougheverbeit. Also if you'd subtract turd-world migrant's unrestricted population growth from your /pol/ meme statistics, Japan actually has a higher birthrate than most westoid countries in the developed world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 13:26:42 No.55824958 Report

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>>55818947
Autisim

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 13:31:14 No.55824982 Report

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>>55818947
Fetishes are literally impossible to explain to people who don't have them. They're hot, simple as.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 15:46:26 No.55825405 Report

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>>55818998
I'm a fag and I would a Vaporeon (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 16:59:11 No.55825645 Report

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>>55818947
Smooth, shiny and wet.

Eevee is too small and innocent.
Jolteon too spiky to hold properly.
Flareon would burn your dick.

Vaporeon is just right.

Gen II+ evolutions didn't get enough attention to catch up with Gen I.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 17:14:00 No.55825685 Report

Quoted By: >>55826969

>>55823652
Mizone needs to draw more Glaceon (and Sylveon, and Braixen)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 20:43:35 No.55826509 Report

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>>55824028
Pokémon can be pets. But that's just one thing, Pokémon also take on other roles and do other stuff too. For most Pokémon, they just want to battle and become stronger. Pokémon can leave whenever they want and they can refuse anything you want them to do, both of which have plentiful examples. It's not going to get sexual because the Pokémon would just leave. If a Pokémon had feelings for a human then it's going to feel bad for having those feelings and especially if it acted on them. At most, it might tease a little.

Also, it is canon that poképhilia is illegal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 22:18:00 No.55826969 Report

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>>55825685
Based we got the exact same taste

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