>>55837143Short answer- hilda is canonically somewhere 14-17 therefore you have to pretend you didn't look up her age solely to validate your attraction to her.
Long answer- Safe horny is the newest buzzword to make fun of the numales on twitter who suddenly, after billions of years, for no reason at all, lost their instinctual attraction to post-pubescent teenage girls, in an attempt to combat the intimidative nature of male sexuality they've been lacing their horniness with irony as to not offend their overlords.
A good example is the supposed popularity of femdom shit. Like big muscle mommies or milfs, which have always been and still are niche, have been thrust into the mainstream as almost the default at this point.
Pokefucking is "funny" and inoffensive so you can jerk off to pokemon scott free.
I wish the worse death imaginable on the faggot who made the copypasta
