>>55881072for starters ?
>turdwigA big fat slow stupid retard, needs constant food, water, and sunlight. does nothing but shit piss and sleep all day. it's head leaf attracts insects and when it evolves birds and other pests try to live on its back and shit all over it. Dont take this fat retard
>nigcharAn ugly blackcoded niggermon. Will definitely steal the change out of your bedroom when you're not around and burn shit when it doesn't get its way. Absolutely do not recommend this niglet unless you want trouble
>shitlupA faggot pokemon. You can already see its jobmonniness coming through in the first stage with it's weird neck cape thing and artificial buttons.
Would be easy to train but people will also see you as a homosexual