I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Lombre today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Slurpuff and Zeraora. He told me that someone would have to swallow 6 millions HRT pills in order to find those designs appealing! I asked him what that was supposed to imply, but he ignored me and stated that he would like a Kappa to prolapse the anus of Ohmori! I said I have no idea what Yokai Watch has to do with Pokemon, to which he said I should tell Ohmori that. He then declared that during the end times, he would personally throw rock-types at the heads of people who bought Pokemon Sword and Shield! What should I do?