>they never made it so slowpoke could be used as a fishing rod
>They never made it so shellder hitting slowpoke with the move clamp evolves it into slowbro
>They never made it so the same event while shellder holds a kings rock evolves it into slowking
They didn't have the guts to do some really wild shit. Imagine if slowking was the first Pokemon that REQUIRED a double battle
I know my idea is retarded but you must admit it's got SOVL