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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 06:26:32 No.55973736 View View Reply Original Report

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Why is Skeledirge so heavy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 06:40:17 No.55973762 Report

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>>55973736
His boobs are too fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 06:57:49 No.55973799 Report

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>>55973736
This image needs a lot of the fat trimmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 11:24:05 No.55974199 Report

Quoted By: >>55974409

>>55973736
Why is Skeledirge so ugly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 11:29:57 No.55974209 Report

Quoted By: >>55975373

>>55973736
Adult crocs are fucking heavy, lad. IIRC the largest on record was 1 ton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 11:43:22 No.55974227 Report

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why is skeledirge so bald, plastic, and a clown?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:02:20 No.55974358 Report

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>>55973736
as a Mexican this thing is fucking ugly. leave it to the chinks to miss the point of our culture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:06:58 No.55974372 Report

Quoted By: >>55979092

>>55973736
because the designers were retarded and forgot they were designing a pokemon and not a recolored animal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:11:54 No.55974392 Report

Quoted By: >>55974397 >>55974592 >>55975373

>>55973736
Because that's how heavy crocodiles are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:12:27 No.55974395 Report

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>>55973736
They started getting more realistic with the weights around Gen 7. Mudsdale is about as heavy as a real Clydesdale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:12:48 No.55974397 Report

Quoted By: >>55974410 >>55974433

>>55974392
It's not a crocodile though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:14:46 No.55974409 Report

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>>55974199
t.Bipedal lover

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:14:49 No.55974410 Report

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>>55974397
>Fire Croc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:15:33 No.55974413 Report

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>>55973736
Weight creep. This is a subject Verlisify has touched on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:16:09 No.55974414 Report

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>>55973736
>Only a little less heavy than Steelix

I mean, the dex weights are completely fucked. This seems to be a Japanese thing. Ryu is only 160 lbs at 5'9" despite being built like Mr Olympia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:26:23 No.55974433 Report

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>>55974397
>evolves from CROCALOR
Nigga you retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:29:25 No.55974442 Report

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Heaviest first partner pokemon of their type. Say something about them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:33:49 No.55974459 Report

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>>55973736
At least Skeledirge looks bulky and solid. Why the fuck is Chien Pao so heavy? I could break him in half by slapping him with my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:34:59 No.55974464 Report

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>>55974442
>All of them mogged by the sleek and fast starter design (infernape, serperior and meowscarada)
Lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:42:07 No.55974492 Report

Quoted By: >>55974574

>>55974410
>Pokémon

>>55974433
>evolves from [thing that isn't a crocodile]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 13:45:44 No.55974506 Report

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>>55973736
People assume ghosts don't weigh anything because they can pass through material objects and shit, but in fact ectoplasm, the substance ghosts are made from, is the densest material in the universe. The moar you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 14:12:52 No.55974574 Report

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>>55974492
Okay autist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 14:18:05 No.55974589 Report

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>>55974459
Chien-Pao is the sword (its actual body) plus the fake body it made out of snow and ice. Their weights are the combined weight of the treasures and their fake bodies.

The reason Chi-Yu is so light compared to the others because its weight (10 lbs) is literally just the beads since fire is weightless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 14:18:47 No.55974592 Report

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>>55974392
But it's only 1.6m long and not 4m. It's way havier than a normal croc for it's size
Also it is a bit less flat than a crocodile so there's that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 17:38:49 No.55975373 Report

Quoted By: >>55977003

>>55974209
>>55974392
Yeah but Feraligatr is much bigger than Skeledirge and isn't even 200 pounds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 18:13:00 No.55975478 Report

Quoted By: >>55976114 >>55977003

>Feraligatr
196 lbs.
>Krookidile
212 lbs.
>Torterra. a giant tortoise with a fucking tree growing on its back
683 lbs.
>Skeledirge
720lbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 20:25:14 No.55975984 Report

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the small bird is the heavy part

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 20:30:01 No.55976002 Report

Quoted By: >>55976171 >>55976421

The actual reason is that GF is retarded and grossly misunderstood how actual animals weigh so a ton of Pokemon are inexplicably extremely light despite their animal counterparts being several times heavier. It took until about Gen 6 or 7 for them to get semi-accurate with Pokemon weight which is why Mudsdale weighs almost as much as Groudon.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 21:05:35 No.55976114 Report

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>>55975478
>Mudsdale large horse
2028.3
>Tyrantrum a fucking Tyrannosaurus rex
595.2 lbs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 21:06:37 No.55976119 Report

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>>55973736
weight is fucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 21:16:58 No.55976168 Report

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>>55976114
Mudsdale is based on a Clydesdale which are cargo horses, the weight is a accurate
But yes Tyrantrum doesn't make sense, im sure obese Americans are heavier than it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 21:18:04 No.55976171 Report

Quoted By: >>55977011

>>55976002
>>55976119
It's so odd that GF won't retcon these to more sensible values, but they will go back and give a random shitmon +10 Sp Def.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 21:31:16 No.55976237 Report

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Welcome to Pokemon where a crocodile is heavier than a tyrannosaurus rex and an amargasaurus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 22:09:06 No.55976421 Report

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>>55976002
And then you have Kingdra who ways 335 pounds because ??? nearly double the weight of Dragalge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 22:13:23 No.55976442 Report

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>>55973736
It's not heavy by itself, it's just carrying the weight of gen 9 as a whole on its back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 00:40:08 No.55977003 Report

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>>55975373
>>55975478
Pokémon sizes and weights are inconsistent what’s new lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 00:42:21 No.55977011 Report

Quoted By: >>55977533 >>55977540

>>55976171
giving pokemon correct weights would make weight-based moves extremely overpowered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 02:07:29 No.55977272 Report

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>>55976119
To be fair, it's literally called the "Float Whale" Pokemon, so I'm pretty sure that's part of the gimmick since it's like a blimp instead of a proper whale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 02:43:07 No.55977398 Report

Quoted By: >>55977533

Thing is weight is actually a gameplay mechanic that affects damage dealt/taken by certain moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 03:46:12 No.55977533 Report

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>>55977011
>>55977398
Delete these moves in the next gens, boom, problem solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 03:49:56 No.55977540 Report

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>>55977011
Or just "nerf" them to accommodate the weight changes.
But then that means cutting off the throbbing boner Game Freak has towards popular types like Steel and Fighting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 13:38:28 No.55978802 Report

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japs just can't into statistics. this isn't just a problem in pokemon but jap media in general

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 13:40:14 No.55978807 Report

Quoted By: >>55978813

>>55974464
>starter
first partner*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 13:42:19 No.55978813 Report

Quoted By: >>55979039

>>55978807
>first partner
We speak English, not IdiotSpeak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 15:35:25 No.55979039 Report

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>>55978813
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Chimchar_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 15:38:27 No.55979048 Report

Quoted By: >>55979067

>>55973736
"First Partner Pokemon" is the new "It was always Kyiv".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 15:44:47 No.55979067 Report

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>>55979048
Characters in-univese never refer to their first Pokemon as their "starter", it's always "partner"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 15:54:23 No.55979087 Report

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>>55973736
I wonder if GameFreak realized that by adding heights and weights they'd only be pissing off autists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 15:55:59 No.55979092 Report

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>>55974372
this

everything about this design is soulless

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