That shit isn't actually real, though. What *is* real is the Word of Arceus. Witness this quote from the book of Eeveekiel, Chapter 25 verse 17:
>The path of the cutemon appreciator is beset on all sides by the samefagging of the sharty and the falseflagging of the kikes he works for. Blessed is he who in the name of basedness and good taste shepherds the cutemon through the kvetching of shartykikes, for he is truly a friend to Eevee, the most beloved of My children. And I will strike down with Extreme Speed and Shadow Claw those who attempt to infiltrate and subvert my /vp/. And you will know my name is Arceus when I lay my Judgement upon thee.
