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You wake up as your past self as a 4 year old.

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:06:13 No.56027143 View View Reply Original Report

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Pokémon for whatever reason doesn't exist in this new timeline. Do you recreate it? What would you change about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:21:32 No.56027199 Report

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>>56027143
Nothing. I proceed to live an autist-free life that Pokemon robbed me of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:24:05 No.56027208 Report

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>>56027199
If you don't like Autists what the fuck are you doing on 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:27:07 No.56027218 Report

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>>56027143
Leave it dead. Pokemon's fanbase is more deranged than Sonic's at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:27:40 No.56027219 Report

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>no marketing bias towards any generation or pokemon
>rock and ice are unfucked
>meganium is no longer treated like shit
>the powercreep would be prevented
>volt tackle is no longer gatekept to pikachu
>more special rock type moves and more physical electric type moves
>quadrupled pokemon no longer have blatantly shit movepools
It would be anti Game Freak as fuck. The church of Yawnfag would see me as a serpent but IDGAF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:35:38 No.56027239 Report

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Are we 4 years old today or when we were 4 or in the 70s and have to wait for the Gameboy to be invented?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:41:19 No.56027254 Report

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>>56027199
You would simply go to another autistic fandom instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:44:57 No.56027271 Report

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>>56027239
Honestly you can’t do much in this situation unless you were born back then and were actually an adult when the gameboy came out, and then you’d have to get into game development and ‘come up’ with the idea for pokemon
If pulled off correctly you’d be sitting pretty nowadays and we’d also have better quality games in the series

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:46:08 No.56027278 Report

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I change the timeline so Fighting Foodons is the new multibillion dollar superfranchise

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:57:39 No.56027292 Report

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>>56027143
So I would be back to 4 years old including my memories at that poiny? Pokémon didn't exist yet when I was 4. If I still have all my adult memories, I would absolutely worry about other things instead like stocks and becoming the worlds smartest 4 year old or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 18:58:29 No.56027294 Report

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>>56027239
You are 4 years old when you were 4 years IRL. Hence why I said "your past self"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 19:00:34 No.56027300 Report

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>>56027143
This is weirdly phrased. Like am I 4 again? If so, Pokemon wouldn't be out in America for a few years

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 19:04:11 No.56027313 Report

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>>56027300
> "your past self as a 4 year old"
This is shouldn't be a hard concept to grasp if you're 5 or older.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 19:06:23 No.56027318 Report

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>>56027300
>If so, Pokemon wouldn't be out in America for a few years
So you wouldn't know about Pokémon not being invented in the new version of your life until those few years pass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 19:57:13 No.56027440 Report

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>>56027143
10th movie?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 20:05:27 No.56027469 Report

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>>56027143
I get into digimon instead
I love anime monsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 20:20:09 No.56027504 Report

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>>56027143
Pretty sure I would have more urgent things to do if I wake up as my 4 years old self with my memories intact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 20:29:19 No.56027541 Report

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>>56027143
The Pokédex would be nothing but Waifumon and Cutemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 20:30:58 No.56027547 Report

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>>56027143
You couldn't create Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2024 20:34:02 No.56027566 Report

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I would try to seduce hot, big titted women and convince them to give me nursing handjobs and to teach me sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2024 03:22:59 No.56029181 Report

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>>56027504
I mean there is presumably at least 14 years between when you were four and now
>>56027547
I can recreate it
>>56027566
where do plan on finding big titty pedos?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2024 08:09:35 No.56029970 Report

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>>56027143
Would you kill off Cynthia first thing or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2024 09:23:43 No.56030194 Report

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>>56027143
grow up manchildren losers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2024 11:36:51 No.56030462 Report

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>>56027566
You wouldn't really manage to seduce any of the actually adult women until you'd hit puberty, i.e. ~14/15 years old

Anyways I'd maxx out my mangaka skills to draw hot yuri Pokegirl p0rn in anime artstyle if I was 4 years old with my current memories - specifically Dawn x Cynthia stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2024 11:46:33 No.56030483 Report

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>>56027143
>wake up
>suddenly 4 years old
>live life like how a kid from the early 2000's normally would, but try not to lose my games like a dumbass
>years proceed normally, until i'm 15 and find out about a contest where you can get a team to make whatever game you want
>win the contest
>use it to make ed edd n eddy online a real thing
>sell the game to cartoon network and danny antonucci, but keep the royalties
>become a millionaire

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2024 11:54:39 No.56030497 Report

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>>56027143
Pokemon didn't exist when I was 4, so nothing changes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jun 2024 12:07:58 No.56030519 Report

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>>56027143
>Have knowledge of wildly successful franchise that will make me a billionaire.
> Retard asks if I wouldn't create it.

Fucking moron

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