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Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 20:11:15 No.56049065 View View Reply Original Report

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How would Pokémon be used in warfare? Say Jews wanted to genocide Palestinians in the Pokémon universe, how would they do it?

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 20:13:17 No.56049077 Report

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>>56049065
>Hypno vs Medicham

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 20:13:36 No.56049083 Report

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buy an ad you faggot whore

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 20:13:54 No.56049085 Report

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>>56049065
>Be a storytime animator
>Make a video about you having ADHD
what lab do these people come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 20:15:08 No.56049097 Report

Quoted By: >>56049114

>>56049065
I don't care if they kill eachother, I just wanna bang Jaiden.

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 20:15:09 No.56049098 Report

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>>56049065
>How would Pokémon be used in warfare
Horribly? Several of them are just walking nukes. Most third stage ghost and psychic types could just mind fuck whole squads. Poison types are living war crimes and any Steel or rock type are thinking tanks. It would just be pokemon battles to the death. On the brightside there would be less battlefield rape.

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 20:17:14 No.56049114 Report

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>>56049097
You never will.

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 20:36:47 No.56049252 Report

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>>56049098
Wouldn’t Pokémon just fight other Pokémon? So you’d want cost effective Pokémon that deal maximum amounts of damage while not causing damage to civilian infrastructure etc

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 20:45:23 No.56049310 Report

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>>56049252
At first ya but think how valuable a trainer is. A wild pokemon would run on instinct but a trainer with a trained pokemon can use logic to fight. Kill/capture him now either they're out of a pokemon and trainer or the pokemon has to rebond which would take time. Especially more aggressive ones. Again the high IQ ones are pretty much people so they would be fine.

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 22:31:00 No.56049811 Report

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>>56049065
>""""asexuality""""
>""""adhd""""
>palestine
It's like playing bingo with "things middle-class women do to feel unique"

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 01:52:03 No.56050749 Report

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>>56049065
Lysandre method

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 01:54:18 No.56050758 Report

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>>56049252
It's canon that wild pokemon literally cannot figure out types or any complex strategies. They can only unga bunga click damage move 50 times. Meanwhile, a trainer can use Trick to give a Toxapex a Flame Orb and then use Hex on it.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 01:56:28 No.56050769 Report

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>>56050758
Basically think of how much a breeze wild mons are for you in a let's play. Then think of how easily a pro competitive player can crush you if you are a casual. A well trained pokemon is far more valuable than whatever wild mons you unleash. Who's gonna win, some stupid horde of Garchomps spamming Dragon Rush or my Belly Drum Azu with a Sitrus and Aqua Jet

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 01:57:26 No.56050771 Report

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Jaiden is such a fucking attention whore

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:00:31 No.56050781 Report

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>>56049065

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:01:44 No.56050783 Report

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Jaiden should be fucking executed

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:02:05 No.56050784 Report

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>>56050771
She should upgrade to a real whore.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:10:18 No.56050816 Report

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>>56050781
>t.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:12:07 No.56050823 Report

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>>56050784
I bet she gorilla glued her snatch closed

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:13:16 No.56050825 Report

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>>56050816
Why do you have this image saved in your device?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:26:09 No.56050862 Report

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>>56050825
to make fun of you.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:27:18 No.56050866 Report

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>>56050862
How is that supposed to make fun of me?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:32:33 No.56050881 Report

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>How is that supposed to make fun of me?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:35:26 No.56050889 Report

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>>56050881
So are you going to answer the question or what?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:35:27 No.56050890 Report

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lmao

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:37:39 No.56050899 Report

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>>56050889
>So are you going to answer the question or what?
I already did

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:38:57 No.56050902 Report

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>>56050889
>or what?
Shaun?!

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:39:42 No.56050903 Report

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>gen 10 will take place in Israel

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:39:55 No.56050905 Report

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>>56050899
>I already did
You didn't though?
>>56050902
What has shaun to do with this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:41:02 No.56050909 Report

Quoted By: >>56050913

I hate stupid bitches like Jaiden. ADHD isn’t some cutesy thing where you make fucking :3 faces it’s literal hell.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:43:17 No.56050913 Report

Quoted By: >>56051321

>>56050909
>it’s literal hell.
And this board proves it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 02:44:28 No.56050918 Report

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>>56049065
Flood the strip with spoinks, in retaliation they'll flood Israel with voltorbs. And if all goes as planned that entire shithole will blow up and we won't have to hear about Palestine or Israel ever again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 03:31:48 No.56051031 Report

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>>56050903
Looks like Pokémon White and Blue was a demo after all.
Yes, is a real fangame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 05:30:40 No.56051321 Report

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>>56050913
This board has far more issues than just paying attention...

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