>>56056981>it’s got all the odor and menace of a refrigeratorWrong
>looks like it shouldn’t be bipedalAssuming your IQ is in the triple digits I want you to imagine how that thing would look walking on all fours. It would look like a V on legs with hideous posture.
>legs so massive and solid it should be able to walkAutocorrect fixed your mistake here. But if you really think it shouldn’t be able to walk then the same thing can be said about several designs.
>le staple removerArchaludon was never actually intended to resemble a staple remover. That is unironically a coincidence.
>Duraludon somehow getting into Pokémon Unite despite only being a pretty forgettable Gen 8 PokemonArchaludon isn’t in Unite, Duraludon is, likely in to appease Raihan fans. Duraludon is the shillmon, not Archaludon, it’s another Pikachu situation.
>bloated pseudo legendary egoThis can be said about half of them, including Tyranitar
>signature moveAll pseudos since Gen 7 have one
>an ability too strong to be putting on a Pokémon with these statsCope
