>Everything Americans eat is made out of corn syrup
>Americans feed their cattle corn syrup
>The Americans medicine is made out of corn syrup
>The Americans sleep on beds made out of corn syrup
>The Americans wear clothes made out of corn syrup
>Americans live in house's made our of corn syrup
>Americans drive on roads made out of corn syrup
>American cars are made out of corn syrup
>American planes are made our of corn syrup
>American trains are made our of corn syrup
>The American military is fed on corn syrup
>The American government goes to war over corn syrup
>The American spirit is made out of corn syrup
>The American soul is made out of corn syrup
>The American politician worries himself with the affairs of the tax payers but the orders the corn syrup lobby
>The American philosophy offers a $49.99 udemy course on how corn syrup is a inextricable part of women's liberation, BIPOC socialism and a key ally in the fight against white supremacy
>The American inventor does not worry himself with the burden of using his knowledge to create new processes, but to build the old cheaper but made out of corn syrup
>The American artist worries himself with the requests of the corn syrup ad agency
>The American abandoned gold to make corn syrup money to create a corn syrup economy for corn syrup people to spend corn syrup money on corn syrup products
>The American experiment is not defined by great projects like the Hoover dam, the the atom bomb or the moon landing but corn syrup, opioids, and sodomy
The American is a corn syrup oroboros, forever destined to consume itself
