I, SISSYnthia-sama, jobber of Sinnoh, humbly kneel to:

Satoshi-sama, Alola champion and my master.

Iris-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Lance-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Diantha-sama, who I'm too afraid to fight

Dracovish-sama, who easily manhandled me with Strong Jaw.

Sifetch'd-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.

Pikachu-sama, who was so strong that I was forced to use a cheap bitch move to defeat

Lucario-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to dogs almost as much as I am attracted to children.

Haxorus-sama, whose incomparabily forceful outrage crushed my garchomp's ass-womb entirely to the point she couldn't bear Lucario's children anymore

Leon-sama, whose power I am scared of (I hope he doesn't kill my beloved master, as I am too scared to help them...)

And lastly, Serena-sama, for being much prettier and much more popular than I could ever hope to be.