>>56179462I'm writing about a talking Sylveon who:
- is an SI, a former iron-pumping macho who is (secretly) easily spooked;
- almost died the first day from drinking unsanitized water;
- made Cynthia his personal TP supplier (for a few chapters);
- evolved after being eaten alive by a Hydreigon and scared the everliving shit out of everyone by coming back, covered in gore and shit;
- saved Cynthia from a Seviper (yes, that fag gave me the idea);
- drifted in sea on a makeshift raft only to land in Alto Mare;
- broke half of AC units in the city;
- threatened to make a soup out of Latios, taught him and Latias self-defense instead;
- finally got employed by Oak, BSODed a PC on the first day;
- accidentally released THAT Pikachu, had to escort Ash until he finds himself a starter in the wild;
- ends up as his starter because Delia threatened him with a pair of pliers, and he wanted;
- got flinged into a trash bin by Onix;
- ran away from a "skibidi toilet" event, courtesy of a lovestruck female Vaporeon;
- got poked in the asshole by a Cleffa;
- threatened to 'auschwitz' Sabrina with a flamethrower if she doesn't bring his trainer back;
- won the Soul Badge by, ahem, diarrhea (bc a Fairy-type in a Poison-type gym is such a good idea);
- got disqualified from the tournament for swearing (it was a PG-13 event, shouting "Suplex city, bitch!" was a big no-no);
- got his ass whooped by Suicune because his biological father ate Mew alive and scared Mewtwo shitless;
- went with Gary because Ash is still recovering from getting his ass whooped by Mewtwo, almost kills the witch girl after her potion turns Oak-junior into a Sneasel.
- a year later Suicune pays a second visit and brings friends, they almost destroy Alto Mare, if it wasn't for Mewtwo;
- Latios and Latias decide to go with the MC, Mewtwo stays instead (and is quite delighted that local kids hail him as a superhero);
- wins a contest in Hoenn by reciting The Bible
Does this sound as a honorable MC?
P.S. c:VRDN
