>>56176868I was bored and your situation immediately made me think of this.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 10 years old. I live in the northeast section of Lumiose City, right on Hibernal Avenue, and I am looking for a thicc autistic hex maniac girl friend. I work part time as an employee for the Restaurant Le Wow, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't chain fish, but I occasionally radar hunt. I frequent /shg/, and make sure I get eight shinies a day before bed, no matter what. After having a plate of chicken tendies and doing about twenty minutes of fapping to pokegirls before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a Hoenn baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was given a 7/10 during my last check-up for having too much blood in my urine. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to make a full shiny living form dex. I take care not to trouble myself with competitive battling, like Smogon or VGC, that would cause me to lose shiny hunting time. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to multi in /wfg/, I wouldn't lose to anyone.