>>56168721That's because you're an afterbirth bastard, shaped by the thing to blindly defend your youth.
To me, it's painfully obvious - two look like spritework developed specifically for a 16-bit system, the other looks like a NES/8-bit game with a slightly deeper colour palette. But again, they had a tv show and toy lines to sell the thing to kids, so they didn't need to bother with trying to made adults play (still don't, given the amount of retard adults that cry about it).
