I saw my son drawing Liepard today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Chandelure or Simipour. He said he had the best idea for a TV show. I asked him to elaborate. He said it would be about him performing WWE moves on everyone who accepted one of the elemental monkeys into their party in Black and White, only unlike the WWE he wouldn't be acting, he would actually be paralyzing them for being dysgenic wastes of oxygen! I told him he was ridiculous; the elemental monkeys were a great addition to the game! I said if GameFreak didn't include them then their younger fans would not be able to beat the first gym! He said I was the reason why Masuda learned all the wrong lessons from generation 5 and that I should go to the gas chamber! I ground-typed him.