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Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 14:48:07 No.56220531 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>56220538 >>56220680 >>56223324 >>56223344

> is the only Pokemon people insist upon making a bipedal furry jobmon

How does he do it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 14:49:30 No.56220536 Report

Quoted By: >>56220571 >>56220723 >>56220760 >>56221430 >>56221571 >>56221604 >>56223333

by being one of the most objectively terrible nonfunctional designs in the series

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 14:49:51 No.56220538 Report

Quoted By: >>56220541 >>56220552

>>56220531
Samurott is easily the best Unova starter, I'm glad he turned out the way he did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 14:50:44 No.56220541 Report

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>>56220538
>Samurott is easily the best Unova starter
not a high bar desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 14:54:32 No.56220552 Report

Quoted By: >>56220760

>>56220538
Based and same. Also, getting a regional variant is a million times better than getting a mega or crossgen evo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 14:55:38 No.56220558 Report

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Why quadrupedcucks are so retarded to think that everything bipedal is a furry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 14:59:54 No.56220571 Report

Quoted By: >>56220580

>>56220536
What they were thinking

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 15:02:25 No.56220580 Report

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>>56220571
>I'll make it like the animal I saw at the zoo
>monsters? pokemon? what are those?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 15:05:33 No.56220597 Report

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>>56220580
Good thing it isn’t a recolored animal then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 15:25:10 No.56220646 Report

Quoted By: >>56220679 >>56220723 >>56221317

>>56220597
Then why is it quadruped when it doesn’t benefit the functionality of the design in the slightest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 15:39:47 No.56220679 Report

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>>56220646
Just to make autists like you seethe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 15:39:49 No.56220680 Report

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>>56220531
And it makes all three fanbases shit themselves with rage. Based Samurott.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 15:50:46 No.56220723 Report

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>>56220536
>>56220580
>>56220646

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 16:00:41 No.56220760 Report

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>>56220536
>one of the
Samurott is slowly moving up on /vp/!
>>56220552
And the regional is cooler than any mega would have been.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 16:52:24 No.56220899 Report

Quoted By: >>56220904

>>56220580
as we all know, pokemon based on animals don't exist and are a stupid idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 16:53:57 No.56220904 Report

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>>56220899
Pokemon based on animals at the detriment of their functionality didn’t exist before Samurott, correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 17:03:37 No.56220931 Report

Quoted By: >>56220940

>>56220904
farfetch'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 17:07:28 No.56220940 Report

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>>56220931
is a pokemon based on an animal that isn’t a detriment to its functionality, correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 18:49:31 No.56221317 Report

Quoted By: >>56221321

>>56220646
Because it already looks cool, a chimeric sea beast is good enough. Not everything has to be a literal man to be interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 18:50:34 No.56221321 Report

Quoted By: >>56221369

>>56221317
>Because it already looks cool
Even if you were right (you aren’t) Pokemon designs aren’t about looking cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:04:49 No.56221369 Report

Quoted By: >>56221374

>>56221321
Gen 3 changed that philosophy as Sugimori stated that tough-looking monsters was the theme of the dex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:06:26 No.56221374 Report

Quoted By: >>56221408

>>56221369
> Gen 3 changed that philosophy
No it didn’t. All the designs in gen 3 prioritize communicating the Pokemon’s functionality and theme over “hurr it look like cool animal from real life”

How many people bitch about Sharpedo only being half a shark again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:15:58 No.56221408 Report

Quoted By: >>56221409

>>56221374
>Designer stated this
>B-but he’s wrong cuz I said so!
Okay schizoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:16:40 No.56221409 Report

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>>56221408
Go ahead and tell me where the designers said “the pokemon should look cool at the cost of their functionality”, sagefag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:19:09 No.56221417 Report

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>>56221409
Functionality is subjective yawntard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:22:11 No.56221430 Report

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>>56221417
No it isn’t, as >>56220536 demonstrates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:27:12 No.56221446 Report

Quoted By: >>56221451

>>56221430
Don’t like how it fights =/= Doesn’t function
Find a new cope mechanism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:29:29 No.56221451 Report

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>>56221446
There is literally no functional benefit to the design being quadruped. It would objectively be more functional if it was biped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:32:00 No.56221464 Report

Quoted By: >>56221467

>>56221451
? Seems to be fighting like a samurai just fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:33:13 No.56221467 Report

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>>56221464
Samurai can walk while using their swords.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:40:52 No.56221519 Report

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>>56221451
That's true but ultimately doesn't say much. The trade-off is... Samurott being a samurai horse dog thing, I suppose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:42:48 No.56221526 Report

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>>56221519
It says a lot. It means that the designers forgot they were designing a Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:45:53 No.56221543 Report

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Well I like Samurott and that's all that really matters

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:47:44 No.56221550 Report

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>>56221467
And so can Samurott, so whats the issue?

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:49:00 No.56221557 Report

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>>56221451
>objectively

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:51:32 No.56221571 Report

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>>56221550
>>56220536

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 19:59:44 No.56221593 Report

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>>56221526
>It doesn't meet my fanfic so its not a pokemon
Autism speaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 20:03:31 No.56221604 Report

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>>56221593
>fanfic
>>56220536

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 20:09:26 No.56221617 Report

Quoted By: >>56221622

>>56221526
How so? Most pokemon have flaws or something that doesn't "make sense".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 20:11:14 No.56221622 Report

Quoted By: >>56221632

>>56221617
>Most pokemon have flaws or something that doesn't "make sense"
No, they don’t. Basically all of them made sense up until Samurott.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 20:14:52 No.56221632 Report

Quoted By: >>56221636

>>56221622
Sounds like a you problem d e s u

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 20:16:26 No.56221636 Report

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>>56221632
Nope. It’s a declining quality problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2024 04:07:24 No.56223324 Report

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>>56220531
"Jobmons" have existed since Gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2024 04:08:44 No.56223333 Report

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>>56220536
Damn...This is how he does it?
This whole time I thought he held the blade with his mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2024 04:12:28 No.56223344 Report

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>>56220531
>he
nice try

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2024 05:08:23 No.56223510 Report

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>>56223344
honorary faggot

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