I saw my son drawing Hitmonchan and Hitmontop today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Sylveon or Goodra. He said the people who don't change the batteries in their smoke alarms are at fault for the decline of the Pokemon franchise! I said he was being dramatic but then he threw a piece of fried chicken out the window. He told me that he poison-typed that chicken so that the beasts who eat it will be culled! I don't want my son to hurt any animals with his reckless actions! What should I do?