He wishes the Cynthia lookalike was a troon, just like he wishes she was jewish, in the hopes that she'd be more available to him. Unfortunately for him, she was too repulsed by his humongous nose and screamed for the campus cops immediately.
Notice how shaunberg, as a yid, has no spelling errors when typing in his native language, yiddish. Meanwhile, whenever he tries to type in English, so many typos abound. This alone is enough to out shaunstein as a filthy jew, who was kicked out of Nasser Yorat University and not New York as he tries to imply, and was rejected from the University of Tel-Aviv and not UTM. As a member of a (((tribe))) with a professional victim complex, shaunberg's only available instinct when punched by a single pajeet was to curl up and beg for mercy, then play the victim later, rather than fight back like a real man would.
