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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 11:06:59 No.56242252 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>56242271 >>56242279 >>56242286 >>56242331 >>56242340 >>56242636 >>56242645 >>56242651 >>56242672 >>56242931 >>56242982 >>56243777 >>56243788 >>56244654 >>56244677

Based:
>first Pokemon game with open world
>Gigantamax and Dynamax
>raids
>two new Regis
>Gloria - the most beautiful girl in Pokemon history (sorry Selene)

Cringe:
>many glitches and bugs
>laggy
>clearly unfinished
>empty world
>dexit
>no woman with big boobs
>possibly easiest Pokemon game
>no post game
>little new Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 11:16:10 No.56242269 Report

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>many glitches and bugs
What glitch and bug? I've never gotten a single one and I played the game for like 500 hours.
>laggy
Dunno what this is supposed to mean. It has the fastest loading screens in the Switch era if that's what you're talking about.
>clearly unfinished
Unlikely. We saw the beta, and the only content the beta was hinting at that the final game doesn't have is a single extra room in Raihan's gym. It seems Gamefreak really intended it to be the way that it is, for better or for worse (it's for worse).
>empty world
The maps have pokemon and items to get, isn't that the usual Pokemon method?
>dexit
Yes shit sucks.
>no woman with big boobs
There's like three.
>possibly easiest Pokemon game
Nah, Still ORAS I'm pretty sure.
>no post game
Yes shit sucks.
>little new Pokemon
It had more than Alola and XY didn't it? Definitely felt like we got more than in other 3D games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 11:17:22 No.56242271 Report

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>>56242252
>Cringe:
leon and charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 11:21:05 No.56242279 Report

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>>56242252
why you skipped trannylola ? i hate those goyslops

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 11:23:20 No.56242286 Report

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>>56242252
>no woman with big boobs
I thought sonia was pretty stacked

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 11:44:54 No.56242331 Report

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>>56242252
What the fuck you mean you retarded nigger?
It's has literally THE most boobacious woman in entire franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 11:47:56 No.56242336 Report

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>>56242331
They really named the tit-monster Melon-y.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 11:49:16 No.56242340 Report

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>>56242252
>>Gloria - the most beautiful girl in Pokemon history (sorry Selene)
I don't know about that, but she is a high tier cutie for sure.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 11:52:41 No.56242350 Report

Quoted By: >>56242639 >>56242648

>>56242340
Yes, indeed!
Also: Tit-mother* and it's cannon - she's mother of Gordie and at least four other kids. She's THE MILF Pokemon trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 13:41:16 No.56242596 Report

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Can Hop and Sonia please stop stalking me for a second? I'm just trying to walk around a single town ffs

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 13:59:31 No.56242636 Report

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>>56242252
>Based
>Everything dealing with Peony

>Cringe
>Everything not dealing with Peony

Fixed that for you, faggot OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 14:01:28 No.56242639 Report

Quoted By: >>56242771

>>56242331
>>56242350
She's a fat old hag, so it doesn't count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 14:02:28 No.56242645 Report

Quoted By: >>56242664 >>56242672

>>56242252
okay ohpee, allow me to show you how it works in the REAL world:
BASED:
> the stadiums and crowd make for gym battles that FEEL like they're spectacles, or at the very least are supposed to be. whenever they are not, that's half because the animations are shit and other half is just because making turn-based pokemon look like hype is a lofty task no matter how you slice it.
> raid battles, and a pretty decent implementation at that, despite the first attempt. far from perfect, but not bad.
> dlc model allows for new content to be seamlessly added to the base game.* (however...)
> is on a home console, even if it doesn't look or perform like a home console title.
> Eternamax adventures in the crown tundra was pretty neato
> overworld pokemon, finally
> following pokemon return
> Toxicity is pretty cool, I guess.
CRINGE:
> Literally everything else.
> the lead up was filled with lies and deception out the wazoo, from "18 gyms (in lore)" to the dex cut due to "better graphics and animations"
> the "open world" is just one route of an area with FUCK ALL to do in it.
> forced exp.-all
> removed megas and Z moves and wonder launcher for Eternamax, the WORST gimmick BAR NONE. so bad that it was banned IMMEDIATELY, from both based smogon and even cringe VGC
> meta is so goddamn unbalanced. who in their right mind thought that Zacian was a good idea?
> new pokemon designs are ugly as shit, sans Toxtricity and maybe Stonjurner and Runerigus. three good designs and everything else stinks.
> starters are more fursuits with jobs
> routes are just bland, empty straight lines with zero exploration
> caves and dungeons are GUTTED ENTIRELY. just follow the yellow adventure line, Stanley!
> no voice acting
> cutscenes are either nonexistent or really bad
> characters are either ugly or tranny bait or pedo bait, if not some combination
> characters are boring, hop is annoying and lame, the goth faggot was so boring I forgot her name, and bede is tranny bait
I can keep going

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 14:03:23 No.56242648 Report

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>>56242350
Melony, the huge tits type pockehmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 14:05:39 No.56242651 Report

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>>56242252
>Cringe
Everything
>Based
Nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 14:13:42 No.56242664 Report

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>>56242645
>no voice acting
this is good though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 14:19:10 No.56242672 Report

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>>56242252
>>56242645
continued CRINGE:
> Story is so fucking awful that numerous people have either changed it to a headcanon version that is infinitely superior, or just completely rejects Galar from the canon of pokemon lore, kinda like Disney Star wars getting rejected by Star wars fans. how embarrassing.
> removed triple battles, rotation battles, SOS battles, wonder launcher battles, and worst of all the BATTLE ROYALES, in favor of... FUCKING NOTHING.
> gym leaders still only use 3 pokemon.
> easy as fuck game, no challenge, even if you'ren't using cheaterMax gimmick
> if you are using shillMax gimmick, there's hardly ANY opportunities to actually use it, and EVEN LESS opportunities to fight against it
> zero post game whatsoever. if you want postgame, cough up 35 sheckels, goyim.
> you paid for dlc? STILL NO BATTLE FRONTIER, FAGGOT, HAHA!! PREASU UNDESTANDO, FAGGOT!!
> Bugs galore
> this game is just ugly as shit, oh my fucking God, it hurts to look. whatever happened to those "improved graphics and animations," huh?
> idk if I already said it, but all of the new pokemon are ugly as shit, save for 3 decent ones.
> worst meta game in HISTORY. even scat/vomit was better than this shit.
> constant Kanto pandering
> Leon is so fucking lame and not even a challenge. some champion, huh? your matches are all rigged if THIS is all you can muster.
> BUT HE HAS CHARIZARD! FROM KANTO! AND ALSO HE GETS LOST A LOT! WHAT AN INTERESTING CHARACTER!!
> Curry is lame.
> Following pokemon are only in specific areas and are too damn slow.
> The DLC model allows added content, but DOESN'T fix the intrinsic problems with the region like what Platinum and HGSS and emerald did. Galar is stuck as awful.
> Fans were willing to fix everything wrong with this shit stain via mods, but LameFreak got butthurt and threatened to sue

Did I miss anything? did I accidentally repeat any? lemme know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 14:36:18 No.56242712 Report

Quoted By: >>56242715 >>56242885

xy
based
>evil team wants to actually kill you
>good online functions that no longer work
>good models for the pokemon
cringe
>beyond fucktarded and gay characters and story
>dogshit movement that feels like shit
>it's gay
>it's extremely extremely extremely retarded
>for toddlers that nintendo was trying to groom into retarded faggots only
>feels rushed
>stupid shit like going down a little hallway of rocks or snow with no other possible direction to go while riding a pokemon, extremely retarded gay and pointless dogshit
>tons of empty areas and unfinished shit

sun and moon
based
>a bunch of hot milfs
>pretty good graphics
cringe
>game is for little retarded gay girls
>way too many cutscenes
>feels like you're playing a visual novel or slideshow that just goes to the next slide because of the markers telling you where to go and all the fade in and out cutscenes

swsh
based
>big tit fat milf
>some cool areas
cringe
>dex cut
>subscription to play online
>laggy and looks like n64 except shittier
>game feels like an unfinished early access alpha demo
>evil team is a bunch of pedos stalking a girl

sv
>milfs
cringe
>dex cut
>subscription to play online
>literal tranny NPCs
>game feels like an unfinished early access alpha demo
>looks worse than minecraft and roblox and Meridian 59 and runs like shit and fuckin sucks massive cock and is extremely gay
>you can just climb or fly over every obstacle in your way, boring as fuck
>towns look like they were copy and pasted on to an n64 map really shittily
>seems like it was made by jeets in a few seconds
>it's fucking shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 14:37:36 No.56242715 Report

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>>56242712
oh yeah, megas, z-powers, dynamax, etc, all that shit is fucking gay cringe, especially the ones that make you watch a cutscene every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 14:53:15 No.56242752 Report

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>Swooshie
>laggy
Is that an early version thing?
Because I have played the lastest on both real hardware and emulator and it doesn't lag. And for the former I was in handheld mode all the time.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 15:00:52 No.56242771 Report

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>>56242639
>I-It does not count because I said so!

Fucking filtered! Lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 15:37:19 No.56242885 Report

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>>56242712
You did not play most of these games. Especially not SV.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 15:52:56 No.56242931 Report

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>>56242252
>gigantabrapx and dynashat
>based
Don't be like this.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 16:08:41 No.56242982 Report

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>>56242252
Sonia has decent titties

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 16:11:45 No.56242994 Report

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based
>things i like
cringe
>things i dont like

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 16:13:23 No.56242997 Report

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>>56242885
I played them all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 19:25:46 No.56243777 Report

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>>56242252
>Gloria- the most beautiful girl in Pokémon history
The memes of her being a drunkard Scott ruin her. Marine is better, but shipping the two blasts any girl, paired or not, GF made or will ever make.

>no woman with big boobs
>Melony and Sonia exist
As usual, OP is a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 19:29:12 No.56243788 Report

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>>56242252
>>Gloria - the most beautiful girl in Pokemon history (sorry Selene)
cringe. keep your waifu fagging to yourself next time and focus on the actual game. of course, I know you have to stretch pretty far to name anything good about swsh, but still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 22:47:11 No.56244654 Report

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>>56242252
You didn't play them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 22:51:06 No.56244677 Report

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>>56242252
S/S wasn’t open world, and neither was Legends. SV is the first open world game. Wild Area being 2 glorified huge routes and DLC just expanding that wasn’t much.

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