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>could’ve had actual cool dinos like Tyrantrum or Archeops
>could’ve had them be a mix of dinos that was visually appealing, like a Triceratops with tentacles instead of horns, or a nautilus that had wings instead of tentacles to make it look like a biblically accurate angel
>instead, it’s a bunch of halves of one mon crudely stuck onto the half of a completely-unfitting mon, done ugly and uncool on-purpose for a cheap joke that makes Cara Liss look like a fucking moron for not noticing the problem
No coolmons allowed anymore, ever. Can’t have a COOL stealth bomber Pokemon, because they slapped a fat lizard ass onto the bomber. Can’t have a COOL car Pokemon because they have to make it look like a Flintstones car. Even the starters are fucking lame. The duck is gay, the crocodile is derpy, and the cat is coomerbait. When do we get coolmons again, like the turtle with guns, or the gecko that shoots its tail out like a missile, or LITERALLY Son Goku?
THIS is why I don’t play modern Pokemon anymore, man. Nothing fucking cool allowed anymore. The teenage part of my brain that wants a badassmon again like Scizor or Aegislash is left unscratched.
>could’ve had them be a mix of dinos that was visually appealing, like a Triceratops with tentacles instead of horns, or a nautilus that had wings instead of tentacles to make it look like a biblically accurate angel
>instead, it’s a bunch of halves of one mon crudely stuck onto the half of a completely-unfitting mon, done ugly and uncool on-purpose for a cheap joke that makes Cara Liss look like a fucking moron for not noticing the problem
No coolmons allowed anymore, ever. Can’t have a COOL stealth bomber Pokemon, because they slapped a fat lizard ass onto the bomber. Can’t have a COOL car Pokemon because they have to make it look like a Flintstones car. Even the starters are fucking lame. The duck is gay, the crocodile is derpy, and the cat is coomerbait. When do we get coolmons again, like the turtle with guns, or the gecko that shoots its tail out like a missile, or LITERALLY Son Goku?
THIS is why I don’t play modern Pokemon anymore, man. Nothing fucking cool allowed anymore. The teenage part of my brain that wants a badassmon again like Scizor or Aegislash is left unscratched.
