DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMAX and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite POKESTAR STUDIO SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my secret base, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy Soda Pop or three and get crazy watching some contests on Hearthome swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the gym corner- listen here, right, it’s a GYM where us TRAINERS who do TRAINING can go TRAIN. BUT!!!! it’s also a GAME CORNER like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VOLTORB SWITCH, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which meganium and i have finally decided to tie the destiny knot- literally -we’re both getting HM01 tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FIRST PARTNER POKEMON. i’m fuckin OAKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this Soda Pop and pop open another one!!!