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Cynthia would hate you. She's an alpha bitch who is rich, powerful, influential, and no doubt has thousands of potential suitors. Why would the one percent of the one percent go after such low value men?
Here is what you have to do in order to even have the BAREST of chances with Cynthia:
1) Be an adult male. Cynthia is straight as an arrow and would never waste her time with women and children.
2) Be at least 6'4".
3) Make at minimum 900K a year.
4) Be capable of beating her in a Pokémon battle.
5) Never cry. Cynthia does not date weak, emotional men.
How do you stack up, /vp/?
Here is what you have to do in order to even have the BAREST of chances with Cynthia:
1) Be an adult male. Cynthia is straight as an arrow and would never waste her time with women and children.
2) Be at least 6'4".
3) Make at minimum 900K a year.
4) Be capable of beating her in a Pokémon battle.
5) Never cry. Cynthia does not date weak, emotional men.
How do you stack up, /vp/?
