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>the z playthroughs finish >just in time for the new episode of empire to drop >last time in empire, we ended up going to a neutered version of farm hell >after several gamebreaking bugs and terrible fields, we proved triumphant over the flying gym leader >our next assignment from the communist 'government' sends us to the swamps of the region >...let's see how fucking terrible this is >What is this? This is a thread where a bunch of autists come together and play shitty fangames. Join if you want.
The game is Pokemon Empire. A new update just released. This game sucks fucking dick, but we're playing the new version anyway.
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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niggers tongue my anus
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Good luck with the sewage bros.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>the OO MASSA lady is the first woman to appear in the update kek, at least she's talking like a normal person now anyway, basic gist>this is (apparently) the last stand for royale and we're supposed to help root them out i'm doing a pro council playthrough i think? so curious to see the differences, if he bothered to actually make any this time
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I was just walking around the map and this fucking happened, so not only are several quests still with broken switches that mean they don't count as finished, but there's several horribly fucked triggers going around. WOW, IT'S LIKE THIS GAME HAS NO PLAYTESTERS.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>talk to north >get a massive fucking essay glad to see nothing's changed
>>56312085 the funny thing is that this is version 12.1, which implies there was a v12.0 and they still didn't manage to fix that sylas bug, i got it too
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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bro shut the fuck up I didn't miss Octavius' retarded walls of text, that's for sure
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>She will not shut up >The game doesn't address me blatantly siding with Royale >She is randomly speaking Telian now hmmmm.....she just is okay?! >The game doesn't treat her for the absolute subhuman she is for what she has done still Lovely, just lovely.
>>56312098 This game is fucking fantastic.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
this is going on fucking forever holy fucking shit shut up nigger i just realized, this is probably the chapter enrico is supposed to come back in if he doesn't die right? i might meddle with that variable
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Is the game running like shit for anyone else?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>first soldier i run into is spamming spite and constantly confusing me wow bros i sure am glad he decided to make a ton of battles on this field REALLY fucking glad
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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GET IT?! ISN'T IT FUNNY?! Wasn't this supposed to be a serious setting where war is happening?
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>The FIRST FUCKING BATTLE and I'm already annoyed by this shit field haha... hahahaha......
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>and they all have relaxing herbs to PP drain you more what an absolute masterpiece
>>56312106 kek, was wondering why i was getting assaulted, just began skipping it
>>56312117 it's okay for me
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND THE FUCKING HEALING STATION YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>You can't even enter the tents spread through the map I'm glad Octavius took the best features from gen 9.
>>56312133 Oh dear gods I knew this would happen, also noted.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
WHY DOES FUCKING EVERYTHING HAVE THE STUPID FUCKING PP LOWERING HERB
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>hippopotas just spams detect >enemy team has pressure plate which quadruples PP usage on top of the double PP usage from the swamp >also the relaxing herb spam FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
>Octavius put faggots back at the entrance too >>56312135 >>56312144 haha...
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>This character has literally done nothing but treat the MC like complete and utter shit through the entire fucking game >The game expects you to believe he's your friend >The game is spamming that shitty sappy song that plays whenever we see this mega cuck >He WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP >>56312142 >>56312144 >>56312152 NONONONONONONONONO...NONOHOHOHOHO........FUUUUUUUUUCK.....
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>Psychic moves are going through protect hahaha, based Fuck this protect faggotry
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>every NPC spams an essay at you >NOT ONE (1) (one) tells you where the healing station is if you're going to tell me there's not one i'm going to blow my brains out on live video
>>56312153 yeah, you can't go fucking anywhere without getting gangbanged
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>next trainer also uses pressure plate you can't be fucking serious i can't actually fucking believe this is real
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
wow, and just when you thought it couldn't get ANY fucking worse at least i made it out of that dogshit without dying, if there's no healing center nearby i swear to FUCKING god
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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I don't want to talk about Octavius.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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God fucking dammit
It's been, what, 20 minutes? and I'm already tired...
>>56312200 God FUCKING dammit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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god how did this shit become worse they just refuse to shut the fuck up SHUT THE FUCK UP
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>hold down X for 10 seconds >THEY'RE STILL FUCKING GOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i knew this update would be bad but i still did not expect this level of dogshit
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Octavius is not even bother hiding the fact he's just recycling content >The game keeps bring up the fact you fucked Alanah and it's been 9 months
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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jesus niggerfucking christ alright, at least we still 'only' pay the 30$ fee>this shit yeah sounds lovely can't wait this swamp adventure has been real FUCKING fun so far
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
I'm glad I never got in on this one.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Sorry for taking it slow, I'm doing my end of day rounds in the farm, but if you want to take someone to blame for getting swamp raped, it was North's fault.
>>56312235 It's just pain.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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You know what? I'll fucking take it kek
Whiteouts: 128
>>56312219 haha...
>>56312235 As you should be
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i don't even remember my original whiteout count, but i've lost once to both of the 'claimer' fags around here
>splash for lowered accuracy and confusion into 'boosted ghost type fake out + 25% hp lost on a flinch' this field is every bit as fun as we thought it'd be
i'll just say 2 to have a number, i guess
>>56312235 it might be worth anyway just to see how fucking schizophrenic the dialogue is
as an actual fun game you'd like to play, well....
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Okay, so something I noticed so far is that the Terapagos (THAT'S IT'S NAME OCTAVIUS, GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC NIGGER) you get as a secret in v11 is incredibly good in the swamp, Nature Power turns into a super powerful Water type nuke and it's moves in general seem really good in dealing with the swamp faggotry.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
> right, i forgot i should actually use mons who could evolve kek, forgot i had corvisquire when i saw kilowattrel evolve
my dualtype is fighting/flying, if anyone sees any cool mons
>>56312279 i've tried using nature power a few times with my tropius prevo, didn't seem too good for me sadly
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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Thank you great octavius sama for your generosity
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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THIS FUNNY LOOKING DOG IS NUKING STALL FAGGOTS AND TAKING NAMES.
I did take the time to EV grind it to a decent extent in v11 in preparation for this hell though, but still with how Empire goes it feels entirely justified.
>>56312288 The turtle is doing amazing for me so far.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
>Get stats lowered >Get confused >Do something else >Get confused >Do ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING >Get confused REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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what even is the irl counterpart to this group obviously the visionaries are supposed to be christians/catholics, are these guys protestants or something also really wondering why octavius needed yet another 'major faction'
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>The Pressure Plate expired >Braixen's PP on Ember was entirely drained anyway WOW, NICE CODING OCTAVIUS.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56312277 I'll consider it for a rainy day if I decide to masochistmaxx.
>>56312309 The pressure is eternal. The bug is the message implying otherwise.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
fucking kek
do one on trannies next
>>56312303 DUDE, WHAT A FUN IDEA FOR A FIELD MY GUY
>>56312309 there's like a trillion different things in this shitty fucking area that drain your PP, it's not 'just' the constant pressure plate spam
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Wait, does this consume opponent's hazards as well? That could be really useful. Also, I'm not really sticking to my dualtype of Fire/Rock for now since I have pretty much almost no options to go around and with how awful the PP stall shit is, I'm constantly having to switch party members with mons on the PC. That together with this Field massively nerfing Fire types and having plenty of shit that buffs Water as well, yeah, it's not looking good.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>magic bounce redirects the accuracy drop on splash >>>>>>>>>>>>>but doesn't stop the confusion OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE TYRONE, I LOVE BEING CONFUSED NONFUCKINGSTOP, IT'S SO FUN AND WHOLESOME
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
I KNOW WHAT IF WE MADE IT SO THAT ANY STAT DROP CONFUSES THE PLAYER'S (and only the player's) POKEMON?! DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE A FUCKING AMAZING MECHANIC?!?! NOW GET THIS, WHAT IF, WHAT FUCKING IF WE MADE A AOE MOVE THAT LOWERS ACCURACY, SO THAT THE PLAYER HAS TO GO THROUGH BOTH CONFUSION AND ACCURACY DROPS?!?!?!?!?!? DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUCKING AWESOME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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dude i thought this game was getting better, last update didn't seem that bad but holy fucking shit none of these absolute niggers ever shut up just shut up i don't fucking care SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUUUUUUUUCK UP
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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I DON'T FUCKING CARE YOU OLD FAGGOT
TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO NOT YOUR FUCKING LIFE STORY
I DON'T FUCKING CARE
i am ready to claw my fucking eyeballs out IF THAT WILL GET YOU TO STOP. FUCKING. TALKING.
>>56312343 >NOW GET THIS, WHAT IF, WHAT FUCKING IF WE MADE A AOE MOVE THAT LOWERS ACCURACY, oh but check out
>>56312334 stop the accuracy drop...? doesn't matter chuddie mcchuddington! you're getting confused anyway, that's the law!
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>says 'that's enough of a lecture for now' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>keeps fucking going i am ready to take a chainsaw to my fucking skull or more preferably this fag's
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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OH GODS IT'S GETTING WORSE, HOW DID ANYONE APPROVE OF THIS?! AT ALL?!
>LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OPPONENT IN THE SWAMP IS USING AN ITEM THAT DRAINS PP >EVERYTHING SINGLE ONE >YOU WILL HAVE NO METHOD OF HEALING TO RECOVER PP >YOU HAVE AN EXTREMELY SMALL BOX OF POKEMON BECAUSE OF CHAPTER 11 CANCER >YOU ARE FORCED TO WALK THROUGH DOZENS OF FUCKING TRAINERS >THEIR PP FAGGOTRY HAS NO FUCKING COUNTER >THERE'S FAST CALM MIND SWEEPERS WITH 90 POWER MOVES THAT FULLY DRAIN PP IF THEY HIT YOU, WHICH THEY WILL BECAUSE THEY OUTSPEED FUCKING EVERYTHING SO FAR I........I am just fucking floored dude.
>>56312323 >>56312324 And it just gets worse, IT. JUST. GETS. WORSE.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
okay, no more bullshit man octavius, if you see this - or stoicstone, or whoever writes this - you need to learn how to write more concisely this is fucking embarrassing this isn't going to get me to 'like' or 'understand' this character more all it just makes me want to do is hold X down anyway, i guess you're just forced to jew out grinding up a level 25 mon and then hand it over to him sounds fucking retarded, but compared to some of the bullshit this game has asked, i guess it's not the worst thing ever and i did debug in 900 rare candies awhile back, so
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
luv me sum Gliscor
'ate fairies
'ate homos
'ate chess
>>56312380 is this and all the other new stuff getting posted about early content or something?
why is everything level ~20
don't tell me I have to 'level down' my pokemon RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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Thank FUCKING god
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
>>56312396 haha...you get temporarily reset
and it's coming for you soon brother supposedly it's going to end on V13
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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>>56312407 not....
not Gliscor....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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this game's mapping has never been great but i've never thought it to be terrible outside of maybe some of the more annoying towns
but fuck me man why are there so many '1 tile long wide corridors that NPCs can get stuck in' here
you'd think after developing a game for 3-4 years now would have made you not make errors like this
anyway, it's an easy fight, thankfully he doesn't use a lot of the stupid bullshit on this field. unironically easier than some of the NPCs before this point who spam splash or pressure plate or whatever the fuck
>>56312396 you'll be seeing pretty soon, it's a 'spoiler' i guess
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Please, I don't even dislike the world building dude, but even I, someone who was stupid enough to put myself through the miserable tasks of actually reading all the text in Empire has a limit, please, for fuck's sake, JUST. SHUT. UP, dude, dear gods dude, Frigga's mercy, just dear fucking gods make it stop, even if I mash X every single fucking character just KEEPS GOING, this is meant to be a game (it's complete shit at doing that but still), please cut down the fucking dialogue dude, this is miserable, just fucking miserable, it's bad enough the battles in this absolute shithole are beyond horrendous, please, I am actually begging you, for the few things that are sacred in this world.
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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>analia talking about some shit at the dinner table >pops tries to change tracks >she keeps yapping this has happened like four times now
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Please be a better field, PLEASE>Npc nearby says "if you sink into the Spartin Grass, nobody will know" NONONONONONONONONONO DON'T DO IT OCTAVIUS, PLEASE I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID THAT RANDOM TILES WOULD KILL YOU AT THE END OF V11 PLEASE
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
for orevald, if you solve the puzzle in the pollux mea ossuary, you can get will o wisp, i'll tell you the solution if you're interested though i don't know how much help it'll be
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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It was those fucking yo'aggers and the LIBERAL GOVERNMENT I'll handle them for you, Mr. H...
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>>56312443 >It's literally just the other swamp field without the PP faggotry While definitely an improvement, fuck off nonetheless
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>random NPC randomly has a legendary "ok"
cosmog has actual stats and shit in empire too
>>56312443 haha...
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Field nerfs Fighting type moves >Doesn't actually effect the opponent Wow, as if everything else wasn't bad enough the game is actually straight up cheating too.
>>56312449 I'll try it myself first, but I'd love help since I am already losing my mind and I loathe this game's puzzles.
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
maybe I should mind my own fucking business before I get roped into some self-insert powerfantasy bullshit again
also come to think of bullshit, why am I a part of the prison break plan? virgin's just going to teleport out eventually on his own so why bother
>>56312469 funny, I just encountered some NPC in some house that was going on about how 'yeah why do people complain about random joes having legendaries they're just statsticks with NO EGGMOVES!!! and the ones that aren't 680 stacked are bad anyways'
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>Boat parts Are we actually getting Surf?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>it's another 'spam a bunch of pokemon that fully drain the player's moves when you kill them' episode i'm tired boss
>>56312489 kek
also yeah 'enjoy' the prison break, remember to use the map on your pokegear when you get to the last section
>>56312499 there's a dude in the town with a weird cult guy blocking his door, who says if you bring him 5 boat parts he'll make you a ship
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>The game unironically has an npc stop the player in your tracks to fucking tell you about ferns and the conditions they need to grow >Octavius believes this is important enough to put into the game I am actually feeling embarrassed, genuine first hand embarrassment.
On less dogshit news, look what I found in the grass.
>>56312509 I've seen him, but thanks for the note.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>now a big fucking conversation on torture would you niggers PLEASE shut THE FUCK UP
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you deserved to have all of your shit stolen from you by zain yeah haha north how funny of you to say that
you mind walking over to that instakill grass where no one will ever find you for a minute?
>>56312523 tried looking in the pbs, not implemented yet i guess
also apparently
ogerpon is in the game kek, probably the secret mon of this episode
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>the mortimer in this game is a descendant of the original morty from GSC, at least long enough to where GSC morty could be considered an 'ancestor' ...isn't reborn canonical to this universe, where shelly is still bugsy's sister or something? anyway, where is the instakill grass part? curious to see how awful it is
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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THANK GOD i'm so confused how this guy gets a 'let's cut to the chase' prompt and the other faggot didn't
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Caught a shiny Buneary >It had a chopple berry >EVEN OCTAVIUS lets wild Pokemon keep their held items while the LAWDS trannies go out of their way to remove even oran berries from the Unovan monkeys
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE, I WILL FIX THE ROADS OR ANYTHING, ANYTHING BUT THAT
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>>56312563 I haven't actually found any death grass yet thankfully, but the npc
with a gank rain faggot team that mentioned it is west-ish of the town i think if you want to go looking kek
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>get slowly spammed by splash and stalled to death by this fucking fat nigger >it literally just spams splash multiple times per turn while i can't do anything about it and just keep missing, on top of its own defense boost and leftovers effect from something it's not as bad as the other field but holy fucking shit I hate this fucking game Whiteouts: 3 anyway, i think the instakill grass was just an exaggeration (for now, anyway)
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>changed zubat's evo level to 27 actually go fuck yourself i need a replacement for monferno, that shit is beyond useless in this dogshit field
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>have to talk to everyone in town to find out info on where octavius might be >none of these fucking niggers shut the fuck up about irrelevant garbage please, octavius
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
I sincerely hope Octavius takes his time for V13, I don't know if I could take going back in another month or two
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Here's what the Everguck's for, you need 10
>>56312659 haha...
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>56312680 and this is what the rewards are
look like absolute shit other than maybe the trapezohedron? i remember that being okay
why is it called an 'evolution item' kek?
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Okay, I have no fucking clue what's going on here.
All the obvious hints don't lead anywhere or there's an order I'm not seeing besides just clicking all the 2 dots and 1 dash tombstones.
>>56312659 >>56312669 How does this game have a following? I do not understand.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
As always, thank you for the riveting dialogue octavius
>>56312687 At least you get something for being neutral I guess? kek
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
it feels like i've gone fucking everywhere and i still am no closer to finding where the fucking self-insert is
what the fuck
>>56312688 which one is that? i can figure out the puzzle for you
usually it's just reading the riddle and then selecting the tombstones based off the numbers, i think
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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VirgilGODS....
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>forgot the quest log existed >nothing that helps me there of course
also of course it's still organized like absolute shit and still not fixed after all this time, you can't scroll through it quickly and can't scroll up from the top to get to the bottom for your sidequests
it's been months, faggots
anyway, i guess i can 'enjoy' the local npc dialogue
>>56312696 fucking kek
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I'll be a bit busy cooking dinner and dealing with a few visitors, so I'll be off for a short bit.
Also, what the fuck is that face?
>>56312718 It's the first one before you enter the town.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
okay i thought this kid would repeat himself, but basically he said
>one of the religious groups in town worships the energy behind mega evolution >if you can find their secret idol hiding place, you might be able to get access to mega evolution i'm guessing it has something to do with the gengar statue in town, i think?
>>56312735 touch lower right
one on the outer rim on the left
one on the right near the center
top left
the topmost one
bottom left
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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You WILL get the fuck away from my fifth and final boat part when I get over there, faggot
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
kek isn't this fag from WAY back in the game
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>Octavius unironically self-inserts himself into his own abysmally shit game to fucking act like he has a moral high ground above everyone and that only he himself is right and that he's a prophet and that he's amazing and that you should totally follow him and believe in how great he is Just.....wow......
>>56312752 Noted, thanks bro, I think there might be a puzzle related to the Giratina statue, at least it was hinted that was the case.
>>56312761 Yup it's the glow in the dark the player throws in a ditch, guess he got out.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>walk into some random cave >all this shit happens i'm taking a break
>>56312761 ..maybe? i think that was a different fag
they all look the same kek
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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about as subtle as a brick to the head
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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oh, this is that fag wagie posted earlier Would've won if I had been healed, now I have to find my way all the way back there
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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I've started to somewhat enjoy these girlfailure scenes perhaps the schizosword is getting into my head...
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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Thank you for moving out of my way, faggot
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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'Not MY way but rather the Author's way!' says the author's shameless completely unhidden undisguised self insert
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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tired of all these 'yeah the challenge is that you have a level cap and the AI doesn't LOL!!!!!' battles
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Back, power went out for a bit and with how the weather is looking like outside, I'm not sure if I'll have power tomorrow, I find it funny this always fucking happens when I play abysmally shit fangames.
Also weird thing regarding the mausoleum puzzle, I got Thunder Wave, I'm pretty sure Wagie got Will-o-Wisp on his end.
>>56312859 >Gets Surf >Can't backtrack through most of the map to get meaningful rewards Octavius is a genius.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
what a fucking mess
just look at the fucking characters in this scene, jesus christ
>>56312859 >>56312866 haha..wouldn't be surprised if you could only use the boat in the swamp, too
>>56312875 they're just different rewards from different mausoleums
stay safe bro.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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not for me, bitch there's been hundreds of lines of dialogue and yet no actual explanation about why all these faggots are here
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>>56312908 A-at least I saved somewhat recently, if I hadn't saved since before surf, I'd have really been seething kek
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
wow, this explains so much
>>56312908 it's so fucking over
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Even the MC won't shut up Speaking of which that seems like a riddle of sorts.
>>56312902 Oh noted, thanks bro.
>>56312908 H-HAHAHAHA.......
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Oh mistah Mericku~
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56312926 >when you're such an asshole you have to create fake characters to praise you >they also happen to be assholes Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>attacks you out of nowhere sounds par for the course this fight fucking sucks dogshit, mostly thanks to this kyurem and its move 'horizon breach' which makes it immune to damage for a turn i also can't save before it, and have to hold X through a long conversation/heal each time i attempt it might just use debug to CTRL skip it because fuck this character, fuck this dev and FUCK THIS GAME
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
this game's overarching plot/writing was never good but it was at least passable, or at the very least coherent, characters did actions that logically lead to other actions, the magic systems introduced were coherent and somewhat related to pokemon
what the actual fuck is this dogshit
>yeah dude i hacked into your lucid acid dream which is the programming of The Work something something free will something The Author something and also i'm not going to explain anything heeheee >>56312945 kek
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
what the ACTUAL FUCK AM I READING
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I see what Wagie meant with the horrendous 1 tile spaces with npcs easily blocking your path.
This is some of the worst mapping I've ever seen.
>>56312960 I have a suspicion Octavius played Desolation somewhere during the development of v9 or v10, since he started making references to it around that time and he thought it would be really funny to copy all the dreamscape stuff without understand what made those interesting.
>>56312962 Octavius literally thinks himself to be Jesus, I kid you not.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>I'M NOT A MONSTER! I NEVER MEANT TO HURT ANYONE! >why did you hurt/kill people? >UM I WAS DOING IT TO CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKUPS! IT WAS YOU! YOU MADE ME BRUTALLY KILL PEOPLE IN COLD BLOOD if this character is sincerely meant to be sympathetic, you failed in record fucking time
fuck you and i will be happily working towards the deaths of every 'person' in this room
>>56312972 yeah, also the bumping into fucking everything because the tileset sucks fucking dicks
>I have a suspicion Octavius played Desolation maybe, i don't think it's related to that though
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
please let me brutally kill this faggot >diadem just released a devblog please, let there be a passable new rebornlike after whatever the fuck this is, especially since azure has given up the goat
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56312986 oh you don't even have the sword do you? he didn't say that because you have truth potion powers, he just fucking says that after putting it on you? amazing, ludokino indeed octavius
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>sappy gay music playing why did i make the mistake of putting vanguard below this game
well, maybe before this update it could've been above vanguard
>>56312992 yeah, these are his honest thoughts
he says his brain got fucked up, or something
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>committing any sin means you should be sent to hell for eternity and you deserve to die >thus everyone is irredeemably evil and everyone deserves to die WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Is Octavius just trying to get tags on TV tropes? Because it really feels like he just wants to get tags on TV tropes and nothing else.
>>56312975 >>56312986 How do you make Rejuvenation's writing seem vaguely tolerable by comparison? Holy fucking shit.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Wagie assures me last thread this game will never even approach the echelon Virtualization is in The monkey's paw curls ominously.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
sounds pretty accurate
might get hardwalled here kek, this sounds like it's going to be extremely ass
>>56313027 maybe
wonder if the tvtropes page for empire is bigger now than rejuv's or reborn's
>>56313028 nah
even despite the....shocking drop in quality, in spite of how dogshit this game 'normally' is, it's still not even remotely close to virtualization
i'd replay this section 10 times over before even playing another 10 minutes of that game kek
now, if it continues torpedoing down from here at this pace....well....
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>Muh communism VS capitalism rhetoric And of course the nog is the one sucking that good Marxist dick. The correct answer to this question is always neither, both are fundamentally jewish and rootless.
>>56313044 Yeah, from what I read from the npcs, this fight is going to be absolute dogshit, best of luck.
I'd imagine it is if it has gotten updated.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56313044 >i'd replay this section 10 times over before even playing another 10 minutes of that game kek be careful what you wish for, ng+ exclusive true ending is a possibility
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56313044 >now, if it continues torpedoing down from here at this pace....well.... How many episodes at this velocity downwards approximately would it make to match virtualization?
>>56313067 It's really gets the noggin joggin' how afraid economic theory activists are to mention international banking's role in all of this.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>>56313073 I'm waiting for the multiverse plot reveal. It's truly the calling card of narrative creative bankruptcy and from what I've seen so far, I'd wager Octavius is autistic enough to make the player play through a very slightly altered version of the same game all over again "in a different timeline" for minimal payoff.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i don't know what happened
his kecleon's AI just bugged out or something and missed like 4 moves in a row which allowed kilowattrel to set up and sweep
every other attempt, of course, got killed because of pressure plate + splash faggotry
FUCK pressure plate, FUCK splash, FUCK PP LOWERING ACCURACY LOWERING CONFUSION BULLSHIT, FUCK this field, FUCK this boss, FUCK EVERY TRAINER ON THIS FUCKING FIELD SPAMMING SPLASH AND PRESSURE PLATE, AND
FUCK
THIS
GAME
>>56313073 kek, don't jinx it
>>56313080 i dunno, it would just depend
a big part of it also is that empire is at least interesting garbage, repulsive and vile garbage in this epsiode in particular, but still interesting, it's at least fun yelling at the retardation on some level
virtualization was a 60 hour slogfest of just draining your soul
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I want to tear my eyes out, this game forces me to interact with npcs to figure out secrets and get directions but I have to witness things like this.
>Npc goes on a 500 paragraph rant about wanting to shove faggotry into religion and not understanding why normal people are repulsed by faggots >Somehow Octavius thought putting this in a GAME ABOUT POKEMON was a good idea >>56313080 It's funny how they can never refute or for that matter even mention why Germany was so supremely successful coming out of the big depression, imagine that, a country taking jews out of power and focusing on the family unit and general happiness, well being and tradition became so successful that in less than 4 years it rose out of the debauchery of the Weimar republic into a superpower unlike any other, really gets the noggin jogging.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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so much for getting our team back this episode also, if anyone's curious - i don't know if this field is strictly worse than the fucking desert, but it's absolutely on par i guess at least on desert you're able to avoid the field bullshit if you have the right types, you can't really do that here
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>am forced to go along with mortimer to the fake coordinates octavius gave hmm haha...so, uh, why can't I dip out of town or something
>>56313131 if you just want to finish as fast as possible
>roland is in the northwest >mortimer is in the basement of the big church building in town >to find octavius you go to a cave in the forgotten fen from the lower right of the town Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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you know what virgil - i'll give you this one you're not based. but you're based for killing that mutt
Anonymous
>>56312774 >>Octavius unironically self-inserts himself into his own abysmally shit game to fucking act like he has a moral high ground above everyone and that only he himself is right and that he's a prophet and that he's amazing and that you should totally follow him and believe in how great he is >Just.....wow...... The Homelander profile pic I think he has/had will never not be funny.
Also every time I see these threads play this game I'm glad I dropped it before leaving the first town.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>you can only use this save machine a few times before it breaks waoh! i'm so glad i could give up my ability to save to...let's see....get a single pseudo legend evo item that i couldn't even control! what fun game design! doesn't virgil have his regalia? why can't he just teleport me to where i need to go?
Anonymous
>WAAAHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME >play it anyways
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Just got back from fixing dinner, what'd I-
>>56312949 >>56312960 >>56312962 >>56312975 >>56312986 jesus christ kek
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I'm calling it a night, I'm exhausted from work, my painkillers are starting to take effect and Empire as usual is just draining me.
>>56313155 Thanks bro, I fucking hate this game.
>>56313175 It goes past autism and straight into megalomania, and this dumb fucking cunt isn't aware of how insufferable he sounds too.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Anonymous
>>56312960 >something The Author something >>56312962 Is... is this the author thing going to be actual real God...... did this fucker shit on every legendary and just throw in another deity?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
okay, as far as I can tell, once you beat mortimer and go to the gas plant, there is literally nothing of worth inside the plant besides donphan and drifblim's mega stones
there's also a bunch of 'gladeholm gears' but i have no idea what they do and i can just debug those in
not worth having limited saves and having to fight a bunch of this game's autistic trainers, just talk to this guy and GTFO
>>56313183 autism
....just....autism
>>56313182 yeah, why not
>>56313194 no prob, get some rest bro
>>56313205 honestly, i kind of hope that's all it is instead of incredibly autistic metashit
Anonymous
>>56313216 >honestly, i kind of hope that's all it is instead of incredibly autistic metashit I was thinking of that too. Why not both?
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>yeah bro, giving me a level 25 pokemon is definitely going to help with your rehabilitation haha This faggot's retarded if he thinks I'm giving up my Kirlia right when it finally started putting in work
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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yeah ok dude
>p-please like me orevald-kun >>56313225 it's weird because unlike rejuvenation where the metashit is more or less just jan giving up after rewriting the story 1000000 times this actually does feel planned in its own autistic way
usually metashit is a point of desperation, but maybe not for our good friends the empire devs
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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huh it took a while, but now north is becoming a proper schizo too proud of him, all our little guys are growing up
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
yippee now I can finally break into prison
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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huh
is this the same place as
>>56312908 ?
i guess this is how you get around the killscreen, north needs to protect you with his superpowers
>say 'i don't want to do this' >game forces you to do it anyway your choices matter, chud
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
amazing field
is it possible for one field in this game to not have one gimmick that's just incredibly unpleasant
>>56313255 GG
yeah, you fight her on that one if you have negative relationship with her, it's the more annoying of the two
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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I will never be 'fulfilled', not in this game
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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???? so it looks like you're allowed to lose one battle here due to north's 'protection' probably going to reload to save it for as long as possible
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56313255 gg
you're almost at the reset John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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>>56313263 thanks
funny part is that TentaGOD with it's eviolite basically solo swept her entire team for free until she got some ungodly rng (I missed my 70% power gem thrice and then missed the 30% ench proc (can fairies even get enchanted?) twice against her max spdef stacked lmaocresselia and then had my 95% accuracy icicle spear miss twice) and I got frustrated and f12'd despite probably being able to win regardless
>>56313283 thanks
not looking forwards to it but at least I'll finally get venipeed and zubat
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>the primordial panacea does nothing >it literally does nothing, use item just glitches out and fails >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK YOU DID TO BE ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE PSEUDO EVO ITEM (that you weren't allowed to choose) HOW DARE YOU BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY USE IT BIGOT i am so tired fuck this game, i'm debugging in the pseudo
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
yeah I can't see this going wrong at all since the chessfag mission is listed under main does that mean I have to complete it? I'd rather just ignore them and let their plan fail
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
oh i see, you're not allowed to have it because they didn't make a party sprite for it yet, that's my bad
gaze upon the powerhouse that has octavius quaking in his boots
>>56313308 haha...yes, yes you do
if you're confused, you just need to talk to one of the guys in the lobby to get rotom, and then you complete a bunch of minigames
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
they really took my fucking key items too, huh?
now what am I supposed to do without my emotional support fishing rod?
>>56313308 oops forgot my image
>>56313315 fuck
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>>56313321 they even took my fucking BADGES??
and all my cash???????
I'm surprised I was allowed to keep my fucking jacket, hat, shoes, and options menu
Goddamn
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>you still don't get healed for the fucking love of god game
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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is he retarded? there's like, 12 walls in this room alone
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>no healing available >no saving available >nowhere i could have bought revives >expected to fight a bunch of trainers on this shitty fucking field i've never fought on before (at least it's not the swamp, but christ) man i thought we were just going to have to deal with some permadeath tiles, not tag battle fuckery
i love how north's pokemon get healed here from the first fight but yours don't because.....um....they just aren't, okay?
>>56313326 great reset theory is real...
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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You better hope you still have that schizo shield before I get my hands back on my Schizo Sword, faggot
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>you can even see north's fucking sprite in the next event from here i remember saying i would commission a joker sprite when we did the full moon playthrough maybe should get around to doing that now
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>full team i give up fuck this game i'm just CTRL-debugging this shit if i lose i sincerely hope to whatever 'author' octavius believes in that this is the absolute nadir of this game, i can't imagine, i cannot see it getting worse than this
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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>woah I'm so cool and mysterious I did all this to save you from what's coming... >If only you knew the cursed future that I'm preventing... Hey retard did you forget that I'M the one with the time mcguffin? And that I'M the one with the schizophrenic mcguffin? And that only by combining the two was I able to see the future? Is that just not a power exclusive to me anymore? Does everybody get to just have schizophrenic future-sight now? Then what the fuck does the sword do?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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okay, apparently you don't die if you lose here? maybe? i'm curious to see what happens if you actually make it through that clusterfuck, so i'll probably reset
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
Where's my 'I don't fucking care' button Where's my 'use the sword' button I realize that these characters are supposed to have history and mean a lot to each other but having only JUST heard virgin speak (beyond 'ohh you aer my brother.... yuo are in da past and I am yuor loving brother...' type shit) for the first time right this second I have no opinion on him at all I've checked out for the night I'm just skimming shit and holding X until the chapter 11 title card
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>more sappy gay music whatever dude i actually don't care why does she forgive him? maybe we can find out in empire 2
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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Ah, so was this supposed to be the """""hint""""" kek, I noticed glancing through rpg maker that a stump dissapears after this, truly, the virtualization way
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
no......not the heckin old manerino.......not him........not after he told me his entire life story in 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 lines of dialogue
i do feel sad the dragapult died too probably doe, i imagine i could've made some cool use of that
>>56313377 bro...you don't have your sword, remember? but yeah pretty much kek
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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you're not actually fucking serious did they forget to put the queen sprite here? HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>it's an actual unironic tile by tile the floor is lava sequence uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>56313394 (You)'re still connected to it and can use it despite it being gone
or at least, I've had the option to use it despite it not being in my bag for the past chapter or so
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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Man, I fucking wish I did
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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AMAZING actually amazing i applaud you octavius i applaud the entire empire server you flat out fucked up this hugely important event BRA-VO BRAVO, SASUGA I SAY
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
what an absolute shitshow
>quinn stabbed the thin air so hard it materialized into the dead queen an even more powerful character than narcissa when she beat up a giratina with her bare hands
>>56313402 the game is vague about it, but you're not really supposed to be able to use it
if you try using it on north he says you're waving your arms around
but then it also works on the ice gym leader and it's also said you can use regalia without being physically present, so idk
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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NOOOOOOOO
MY SCHIZOPHRENIA
It's all GOOOOOOOOOONEEEE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am an ENEMY of the government now
I HATE CHESS
I HATE THE GOVERNMENT
LET ME OUT
I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU DOGS
LET ME OOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
>>56313424 maybe her mcguffin made her invisible and that 's why everyone thought she was dead the first time around
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>get to the 'this is the end of empire thanks for playing' >oh a fakeout >sit at the blackscreen for a while >oh I have to shut the game and re-open it how clever (not) >do so >I'm back at my last save after completing the last grid thing yeah epic
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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octavius or any of the niggercunts on the empire server who read our threads: you need to readjust your fucking shit man
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
will the insanity ever end
>>56313440 haha..in order to proceed there, you have to select 'dream' and then go to the player's house or something iirc, been a while
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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why am i fighting seriously, what the fuck am i doing here i want no part in this shit at all please let this be over soon
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>soren makes a speech and the negress immediately bends the knee and lets the most powerful and dangerous enemy of the crown go free damn. wyboi colonizer power truly is something else
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
yeah I love having to sit at a fucking blackscreen for a full minute in order to progress
>lose to the nightmare host >actually sent back to the title screen and have to do it all over again okay whoops my bad for picking up melmetal first and not being able to switch party order and getting fucked by an unknown team sorry by bad sorry I'll just wait another 30 minutes on a blackscreen again
>>56313447 went back and just had to wait longer
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Prinplup was a lot more annoying than Kyurem t b h What a weird sentence kek
Anonymous
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Oh my gosh I get it now! You weird chuds are jealous of every fangame because you could never make a good fangame.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>octavius didn't lift a finger in the battle >when called out, he pulls some 'UMMM EVERYBODY IS FLAWED YOU COULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED -me- TO DO SOMETHING' you couldn't even have made your self insert look good how do you make this badass self-insert with ludwig bloodborne's theme and a BADASS kyurem and he still is a massive faggot even ja- no well jan's handling of his self inserts is probably still worse but holy fuck
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>>56313467 >can't even quicksave in the dream so if I lose again I get to go back and sit through another hour of blackscreens and text that's awesome what a cool feature
>>56313480 erhm uh cue the coir!!!!!!
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>>56313486 nvm I found the save machine
>yeah for the next part uhh the player can't save wherever they want just awful
I can't even be sarcastic and ironic about it this is just awful
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
sums up my life in this game
>>56313475 GG
kilowattrel murdered the prinplup for free for me, what does it even do
>>56313490 have 'fun'
it's unironically not too bad in the dream part
compared to what comes after Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56313501 congrats, you're free for another week or so
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56313501 Final thoughts?
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
HAG ALERT
HAG ALERT
>>56313475 >>56313501 GG
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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kek
>>56313495 >>56313517 >>56313527 Thanks
>what does it even do Freeze + Salvage + Riptide, was pretty annoying desu
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
this was by far the worst part of this already fucking terrible game it is actually a shame to say this given e11's content was actually, in retrospect, not that bad and actually pretty manageable' this on the other part feels like a devolving that has been steadily going on since ep3 or 4 or so kicked into overdrive, where all of this game's usual vices - sloppy writing, terrible and overly NPC dialogue about literal nonsense, horrific field effects, confusing and annoying mapping, shitty no heal gauntlets that try to deprive you as many resources as possible, fights that don't feel hard as they do frustrating - were exaggerated so much to the point it was nearly unplayable aspects of this game i didn't feel were ridiculously bad - the overarching plot, for one - shifted into that territory this episode. things like side content or building some cool strategies with the new modified mons seemed to just fall by the wayside or were ultimately too frustrating to complete because of shit like the god fucking awful field effect used this time. last time i made sure to do all the side shit in flegetont since i actually kind of enjoyed it. not here. there's not much to say other than again, if this game goes down its current pace i can see it easily landing below sors or soulstones (i don't think it'll ever be as bad as virtualization). there desperately needs to be more quality control, more time put into the episodes instead of turboshitting them out, less wanking of pointless convoluted bullshit that only the devs of this game seem to care about. i don't know if this game is 'fixable' but at least if there were more episodes like last time it'd push it into 'tolerable' category. just not more garbage like this. please. for the love of the author. i said it was 3, bordering on 2 last time. now it's definitely a 2 and bordering on a 1. i'd still just shift it under vanguard though kek, full moon quality is a bit of a ways off still (but not too far off)
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>56313507 >>56313513 >>56313517 thanks bros
might go after the secret mon tomorrow (probably ogerpon) but i'm not doing it tonight, i need to recover the brain damage a little
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
I like puzzle games and all but there are way too many puzzles that feel a bit unessesary, ending on the third one where you break the rules would have been for the best
>>56313465 >soren I have been avoiding reading and looking at Empire stuff for the most part because I feel my sanity would drain so it took me until now to see that name but I guess this is concrete proof the Telius name is taken directly from FE
I do not even know a thing about that guy but I am going to throw a theory that he is going to have an ending with the MC because of that
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>56313540 oh also, tier list autism i guess
>>56313548 thanks, good luck completing the rest of the autism. also to you john vpposter and orevald
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
That whole Author shit would make a good cringekino screencap, but man I don't feel like holding X through all the dialogue to see it again kek
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56313540 >>56313551 I'd say GG but that implies anything about this game is good. Regardless, I'm glad you got through it.
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>talking to the schizoking in my schizodream >oct*v*us shows up nooooooooooooooooooooooooo I was actually somewhat enjoying this
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>56313550 Yeah, to be fair I don't think the game has ever been subtle about that though
>>56313559 Kek, forgot about this since I was desperate to get through it
>>56313562 Thanks bro. Could not imagine playing this part in the context of a full playthrough of all 18 episodes when finished
Anyway, after thinking on it a little bit - I definitely think the swamp is worse than the desert kek
I have no idea how Octavius achieved somehow topping that absolute fucking dogshit field but it was done
At least with the desert you had a multitude of ways around the bullshit, at the very least just swapping to the types that could utilize it well
There's just no out for all the constant pressure plate + splash bullshit on swamp, or the fact you just get confused whenever the game feels like it. You have to use maybe the tiny handful of mons that get Safeguard or Mist or something, and even then you're still subjected to the PP stall autism
And you can't leave the swamp, you're trapped there until you finish the episode unlike the desert where you can go back and catch more shit to help.
I don't think its massively worse than the desert but it is worse
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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Mortimer
>>56313612 What's that? I couldn't hear you clearly
Anyway, my super bulky Corsola that takes no damage from anything, use Splash! Also Kecleon, use Pressure Plate, that's a fun move too right?
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
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I distinctly remember making the same mistake last time I played My brain just goes>black goes on black When I am pretty sure this map is supposed to be the yin yang symbol
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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>>56313592 I will unite us....
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
took a few tries but I managed to keep my type restriction intact and not use kyurem
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56313609 >Thanks bro. Could not imagine playing this part in the context of a full playthrough of all 18 episodes when finished This game looks soul crushing to go through all in one go. Getting breathers between episodes is definitely for the best for everyone playing's mental health.
RIP John soldiering through all 12 in a row, the absolute unit.
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
wow
give up my ability to save (very important) for unknown rewards?
count me in!!
>>56313711 I've been taking 1-3 day breaks between chapters
getting to a new area and deciding to do something else instead of slog through the 'exploration' phase has helped a lot
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Kill yourself
https://streamable.com/f34lir Good FUCKING LORD, this field is terrible, worse than Gl*tch field, worse than Midnight Zone, worse than Ch*p*r*ll, you fucking name it, this is worse, 100000%
Please for the love of god, never, NEVER make me fight on this shit ever again after I'm finished here
Haven't really been keeping track of whitouts, but 140 something sounds right for this whole shitshow so far, we'll just call it 145 for when I'm looking back here to find my count for V13 kek
>>56313627 hahaha....
At least I could lock the Corsola because of shit AI
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>56313722 As a wise man once said of the desertshit
>You will have to TRY and make a field worse than this one, and even then, that's probably a very difficult task. And TRY he did. GG
>>56313711 >>56313721 Haha..still, regardless, it is a herculean feat
I am going to say again, I really hope there's no way the game can get worse after this
There's just no way
N-no way
Haha.
Anyway, I'll get new bread, but I am phonefagging
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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>>56313709 >>56313722 gg
>everything is confused or frozen >splash reduces team accuracy >something about dead air jesus christ it just gets worse
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>>56313721 You know a game's "wonderful" when you have to spend more time not playing it than you do playing it to optimally "enjoy" it.
>>56313722 >https://streamable.com/f34lir That looks really autistic. GG