>>56318983They need to make a game with player restrictions set in place. You idiots have ruined gaming because you’re fully grown adults that are so sweaty and spend way too many hours having to be perfect at everything.
>I need to ability ‘stiff dick’ to reduce the free space in my opponents mouth by 20% while making sure to insert the Z crystal into my ass while my Pokémon that looks like an icecream activates it’s hidden ability which if my status is paralysed I’ll double my shiny Pokémon’s IVs for the next 5 turns and giga evolve from an icecream to a sundae.For the perfect game to exist in terms of having fun, GameFreak would need to make servers which could occupy 1000 people at a time and within that server would be you, like 20 other people and then the rest would be people with Down’s syndrome. To the people with Down’s syndrome, you would be like a God. Unbeatable, sure, but they would still have fun because they’re retarded. You would always have fun because you’d always win. You’d always be in that top 1% in ranked matches. You’d always get good deals in trades. This would be the best gaming experience and the highest and most elite level. And you wouldn’t have to sweat at all, it would be just like playing again in 1999 at school with your friends.
>Wow, John’s charmander just evolved!>That was a close battle between your squirtle and my Diglett!Instead of:
>Not saying a single word>Spending countless hours alone in a dark room staring endlessly into a computer monitor>Cups of cheap noodles, piss and empty bourbon bottles stinking up the room>FUCK!!! His Sceptile just used toxic spikes, I need to use my rotom wash to use defog but he might have an ability where if I switch to penismon I have to maintain complete eye contact with his next Pokémon that’s going to use protect and deepthroat it’s cock unless it’s on full health which will reduce damage on the first turn by 50% reducing my critical hit ratio FUCKU 
