>>56352584Imagine spitting on Electrode and it starts chasing you, you run inside a house and it rolls in there after you. Then it looks around, confused as the house is completely empty except for a few pipes coming out the walls. The pipes start emitting a green gas that makes the electrode fall asleep. It later wakes up.
>”h-huh? W-where am I? Elec-electrode?!”>”Heh. You’re finally awake I see. Good dreams I hope?”>it’s blurry vision then becomes clear as it sees itself strapped down, unable to move, with a bunch of wires tapped to it>”shocking.. isn’t it?” I say.>The wires are attached to my testicles and nipples>There’s a smaller wire also leading to a CD player, with the single “Rubberneckin’” by Elvis ready and a pair of really large speakers.>I point a hand gun directly at Electrode’s head>Electrode.. use thunderbolt..>the camera slowly zooms out of the scene, showing the house from the outside as the inside lights up from thunderbolts and Elvis’ “Rubberneckin” playing in a muffled fashion>”Stop, look and listen baby that’s my philosophy!”>BZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!>”It’s called Rubberneckin’ baby and that’s alright with me!”>BZZZZZZZZZ!!!>”Some people say I’m wasting time but I don’t really care, I see what I like, I like what I see”>BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! FUCKEN BZZZZZZ!!!!”>”And it gives me such a glow-oh-oh!”